• Member Since 24th Feb, 2012
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Mazamis


Im 17, and I play, Terraria, Team Fortress 2, and Battlefield.

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    Glue
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  • 613 weeks
    Mann Vs. Machine anyone?

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Apr
18th
2012

Well this is the worst week ever · 10:35pm Apr 18th, 2012

My friend killed himself and my girlfriend (she's super hot and really the only one I've ever loved) broke up with me because I'm texting her so much because my friend killed himself and I wanted comfort or someone to share how I feel with (chicks dig it when you are emotional but the manliest man around, like me) well because im sad my friend killed himself plus I was rejected from all the jobs I applied for because im broke.... FML

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Comments ( 18 )
BR

Jesus, dude. My condolences.:fluttercry:

75835 condolences... what does that mean, im too lazy to look it up...

75849
its like apoligies, but for people who are mourning over a deceased person

75857 75851 thanks both of you, you people are the first to not be a dick to me because im upset

BR

75861 if anybody is mean to you about this, then they are a SUPER Dick.:applecry:

75866 well one friend says i shouldnt be a dick towards them because they are being a dick towards me because i pissed them off while being sarcastic about how this was the best week ever.

BR

75871 hm. Dickception. I still feel bad for you.

75876 It's nothing ponies can't fix....
I see ponies like a needle (they are kinda tiny) that sows my heart back together after it has been ripped apart.

For some reason I imagine pinkie pie flying (even though she doesnt have wings) with that line they use for fishing tied around her and she is just going around in circles managing to bypass my heart despite the fact that it is solid with every circle she brings my heart closer together
Twilight is reading a book about the vascular system
Rarity is making the stitches look fabulous:duck:
Rainbow dash is just circling over head(no idea what that would do)
AppleJack it bucking the heart trying to get it working again (like CPR)
Fluttershy is coward-ing behind the heart for some reason
and lastly derpy is bouncing on her cloud, lightning coming out of it, not giving a shit about anything occasionally zapping the heart

Ya.... im crazy :facehoof:

BR

75895 just imagine being at the center of a group hug with all of your favorote ponies. Works every time.

If everyone watched ponies, there actually WOULD be world peace.

me:
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I hope that you will feel better soon, and I am sincerely sorry for your friend.

I hope this cheers you up a little bit!
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(random pictures :P)
I hope that that cheered you up at least a little! hope you have a great day today! and all the rest of your days!


~~~rainbow_shy :yay: :heart:

76562 im not going to lie, ive seen all three of those but seeing them again just made me grin like a mad man

76751 lawl, ever heard of "epic sax man"?

if not, here is the link to a 10 hour version of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g&feature=relmfu

76860 is it that dance spike does with that sax photoshopped in

76865 1. I have no idea what you are talking about, and 2. probably

(edit): It has nothing to do with MLP: FiM

76872 I'll find it tomorrow, now... It's time to sing the sleep song before I go to sleep.

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