I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Done.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

What a beautiful Sunset.

God, I'm so sorry.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Mostly harmless.

Too much to write; too little time

Does this look infected to you?

Another one bites the dust.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Pascal is an avid reader who is interested in trying his hand at writing fiction for fun.

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

All my things are horse things!