I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

If you don't have a magic horn, make one!

Forget not that I am a derp.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

space is a waste

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

The Tomorrow King.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I write smut. Fluttershy is sexiest pony.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Warning. Prolonged exposure may result in: Insanity, Eye Hemorrhaging, Rational Fear.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Trees, birds, bees.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

(Insert witty comment here)

The one German who is lazy for real.

You ever wonder why we're here?

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here