I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow in your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don't know it.

Crazy dude from Texas

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

Add me on Discord .f4d32814ck

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Welcome to this amorphous void that contains stories and comments of an indeterminate value. It's not all that pleasant here, really. I'd leave if I were you. This is the ass-end of literature.

I wonder will people ever know that their actions have consequences?

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I am German k?

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

I Like money!

What's with these guys? It's like one of my japanese animes...

I am me.

I am here just for a friend but i still am a brony i love this type of stuff......

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

Brony, Pegasister, Writer, Mechanic, and Defender of the little ones.

Ystävyys! ... or so sayeth Google Translate.

I'm a 15 year old jackass