All these encounters may just leave me scarred
And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend

I don't give a damn, not an iota
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota

you fuckers really don't have any standards at all, do you

What do Riven, Homura Akemi, Noel Vermilion, and Cerebella have in common?

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How have I never known about this?

Half the reason I went with this idea is because I thought I was so fucking clever for using the prompt "great expectations" to mean "Rainbow Dash deals with a pregnancy scare"

The air was burning with the smell of brimstone and magic, and the echoing silence was punctuated by the thumping tumble of the last pieces of rubble rolling to a stop on either side of where the front door of the gym used to be.

I blinked hard, squeezing the dust from my eyes and the haze from my memories.

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I haven't seen all of s5, but I liked Tanks for the Memories so much that I wanted to properly get my thoughts down about it. It gives some interesting perspective on the characters and the way the show's narrative treats them.

To give some context, I would like everyone to look back and remember this moment.

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Come ON! A story about pegasi and Cloudsdale, and my background waifu doesn't even appear once? Why couldn't she have been the one delivering the "who's on first" joke?

WRITERS WHY DO YOU HATE CLOUDCHASER?

I'll write more actual thoughts about the episode in a bit.

Ugh. And I dedicated myself to it, I really did.

The kicker is that this thing sucks!

I'll still work on it, and hopefully I'll be able to love it and make it work. I'm trying to look at the silver lining: even if this thing never sees the light of day, I outlined it, and I wrote a quite nice opening scene for it, and if I can do that means I did the writing thing that I wanted to, and now I can keep on doing it. I'll share that opening scene shortly. I really do like it.

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Wow, you guys suck.