Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Use the schwartz!

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Original username Zoddtheimmortalone. I'm a fan of anime, but I enjoy the classics more. As for My Little Pony, I may not watch it as much, but I do like the show and I also love EG

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

We who are about to befriend salute you!

Hello world. There's not much about me that you need to know, besides the fact that I read a lot more than I write. I'm currently taking requests, however, so check my blog post about it if interested

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Sometimes I wonder why I'm so weird. Then I remember it's because I'm still a kid at heart

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

I never thought of myself as a sailor, but now ships are all I sea. (That pun was bad, but I don't feel bad.) Stories coming soon

My OCs aren't crazy, I was just having fun with my profile picture.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Master of all things oatey and the alternate account of a guy who likes to write clop a bit differently than most.

Original Works. It was a good run.

very good at writing very bad things

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

"NOW MAKE THEM KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" | I love my daddy Snow | I am shipping trash | might follow u 4 SunLight pics

Would you believe me if I said I have no idea what I'm doing?

Pegasi are my people.

TO TᕼE ᗰOOᑎ!

Me and my horse porn never existed.

The beginning, the rise, the downward fall, the recovery, the new rising and the end.

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Just another struggling writer.

i live to serve the princess of the night, aka the goddess of the moon aka princess luna...^^

Vi convinced me to make this account.

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving

Back in the Saddle. New Updating Coming right to your face. Not currently Open for Commissions. Feel free to DM me about anything else!

I write/read clopfics. Most pee/omorashi.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Use words wisly, for they are limited ~ Legacy [02:10]

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

It is a good and noble thing to tell a good story.

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)