I have forsaken the company of women, I now dedicate myself to alcohol.
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?
Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.
I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.
Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3
Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.
Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.
A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.
You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!
"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.
An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.
Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.
Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?
Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.