GalCiv is still my favorite game ever, so might as well pull some cheap jokes/infodump out of it:

Terran Alliance: Jack-of-All-Stats Generic Balanced group with a veneer of diplomacy. Also, the harbingers of the apocalypse. Because humans are special.

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So I have this story. It's about Lyra Heartstrings, the smartest mare in the world, writing a book. I have a bunch of great ideas for it, and I've already written 6500 words for it. It is written in the form of a scientific guide with a really weird author. Unfortunately, it's failed moderation, and the only way for me to get it passed an published is to write approximately twice as many words of actual story plot for each word of the guide.

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I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers.
— Ianto Jones, "Dead Man Walking"

Also, I'm still working on CAJH. Just busy with college.

Man, I wish I could do this crossover, but I clearly don't have the time or skill. Oh well:

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The World God Only Knows. (Link).

IT'S AWESOME.

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12. Time Heist
Best part about this season is that I don't hate any of it. However, this episode was bad. It had too many subplots and so many good ideas that needed their own episodes to flesh out. By flesh, I mean literally.

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I'm bored. So, without further ado... Cliches for the Doctor Whooves genre. All of these I have seen in several fanfics, good or bad (unfortunately mostly bad). Could be made into a deadly drinking game if you wanted to.

Cliches:
( ) Story has "Doctor Whooves" in the title.

( ) Story has the Doctor regenerating in it (I'm guilty of it)

( ) Story is the 10th Doctor's regeneration (guilty again)

( ) Story where the Doctor is sad about regenerating

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Good news, new chapter.
Bad news, I'll be without internet for the next two weeks.
Good news, I'll publish the next chapter when I get back.
Bad news, It's 1000 words.
Good news, the chapter after that is mostly done.
Bad news, due to huge size, a bunch of previously single chapters will probably be split in half due to sheer size.

Very good news, I edited the first two chapters of CAJH, ch. 1 has more dialogue. Chapter 2 has only format changed.

That's it, see you in two weeks.

Eh, I hiatus'd all my stories due to school and writer's block, so I got bored, and started doing this. Note: contains half-researched statistics that I did almost zero effort on.

Ponies most likely to be a robot: Princess Celestia (CelestAI) approx. 39. Sweetie Belle (SweetieBot) approx. 35.

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The fundamental reason AJ is Captain Jack is because of puns. Also a strong sense of family. Here is a list of the other characters that I thought about trying instead, but decided against, or didn't have time to somehow fit it in:

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