Doctor Whooves Cliches

I'm bored. So, without further ado... Cliches for the Doctor Whooves genre. All of these I have seen in several fanfics, good or bad (unfortunately mostly bad). Could be made into a deadly drinking game if you wanted to.

Cliches:
( ) Story has "Doctor Whooves" in the title.

( ) Story has the Doctor regenerating in it (I'm guilty of it)

( ) Story is the 10th Doctor's regeneration (guilty again)

( ) Story where the Doctor is sad about regenerating

( ) Regeneration is the main theme of the story

( ) The Doctor was humanoid and regenerated into a pony

( ) The Doctor was always pony-like

( ) Story uses "Gallopfrey"

( ) Doctor/Time Lord lands the Tardis in Twilight's library

( ) Doctor/Time Lord lands the Tardis in the Canterlot Castle library

( ) Doctor/Time Lord lands the Tardis in the Everfree Castle

( ) Doctor/Time Lord lands the Tardis in front of Sweet Apple Acres

( ) Doctor/Time Lord lands the Tardis in Canterlot Castle

( ) Doctor/Time Lord has Twilight as the Companion

( ) Doctor/Time Lord has Derpy/Ditzy as the Companion

( ) Doctor/Time Lord has Roseluck as the Companion

( ) Doctor/Time Lord has Apple Bloom as the Companion

( ) Doctor/Time Lord has Scootaloo as the Companion

( ) Doctor/Time Lord has the CMC as the Companions

( ) Doctor/Time Lord is blue

( ) Doctor/Time Lord has an hourglass cutie mark

( ) Captain Jack is a blue or black pegasus

( ) Captain Jack knows Princess Luna

( ) Celestia or Luna founds Torchwood

( ) Celestia and Luna know the Doctor

( ) The Doctor knows Discord (or will know)

( ) Story has Weeping Angels. Because they're so~ scary as text. (Sarcasm).

( ) Daleks are the same shape as they always are

( ) Story does not have a Crossover tag.

( ) The Doctor has a short cameo in almost any story, either as a passerby, by mention, reference, judge, or friend.

( ) Pony has relationship to the Doctor similar to Amy Pond or Madame de Pompadour.

( ) Sparkler is Jenny

( ) Dinky is the Doctor's daughter as well

( ) The Tardis is basically the same .

( ) It is also a crossover with a bajillion other things, so the Doctor is part of an epic collaboration justice league.

( ) Doctor's personality is based on the 10th

( ) Doctor's personality is based on the 11th

( ) Doctor's personality is based on a combination of 10th and 11th

( ) The Doctor lands on the day of the one thousandth summer sun celebration

( ) Doctor/Time Lord fights Nightmare Moon (including rap battles)

( ) Doctor/Time Lord fights Discord

( ) The Doctor fights against changelings during the "Canterlot Wedding" episodes

( ) The Doctor meets Captain Jack

( ) Doctor/Time Lord can use sonic screwdriver to do basically anything

( ) The Doctor deals with Time War angst

( ) The Doctor fights the Master

( ) The Master is a blonde and blue earth pony background character with an hourglass cutie mark

( ) Doctor/Time Lord is friends with the background six (him, Lyra, Vinyl, Octavia, Bon Bon, Derpy)

( ) Doctor/Time Lord is shipped with Twilight

( ) Doctor/Time Lord is shipped with Derpy/Ditzy

( ) Doctor/Time Lord shipped with the Master

( ) Doctor/Time Lord shipped with Rainbow Dash

( ) Doctor/Time Lord knew Twilight from way long ago, then meets again many years later

( ) OC Time Lord

( ) OC Dalek

( ) Fluttershy x Dalek shipping

( ) Humanoid!Doctor in Equestria

( ) Humanoid!Doctor meets Pony!Doctor

( ) Crossover with multiple Doctors

( ) Stories written in the format of episodes

( ) Story has a theme song

( ) Story has a youtube link

( ) Story uses journal, field report, or diary format

( ) Author has "Doctor" in his name

( ) Author has "Time" in his name

( ) Author has a name that is clearly a Doctor who reference

( ) Author has a name that is a Doctor Whooves reference

( ) In a series of stories, the Doctor appears in one of them as a main character, resulting in a crossover tag only for that specific story, smack dab in the middle of said series

( ) The Doctor knows Daring Do

( ) River Song is a pegasus

( ) "Cyberponies"

( ) Weeping Pegasi"

( ) "Bad Timberwolf"

( ) Torchwood is not a dickish organization

( ) The Doctor knows Star Swirl the Bearded

( ) The Doctor IS Star Swirl the Bearded

( ) The Doctor travels to the Hearthwarming Eve thing

( ) Fluttershy reforms a Dalek

( ) "Dr"

( ) "Dr."

( ) "Doctor"

( ) The Doctor gets drunk

( ) The Doctor gets all sad with his companion

( ) The Doctor loses his companion

( ) The Doctor used a fob watch to disguise himself as a normal pony

( ) The Tardis is Colgate

( ) Pinkie Pie or Twilight is the Master

( ) "The Hooves Family"

( ) The Whooves Family"

( ) Surprisingly good cover art

( ) Octavia is a companion

( ) Spike is a companion

( ) "Bad Wolf"

( ) Story deals with losing a companion

( ) Story deals with immortality

( ) Only the princesses understand the Doctor's plight

( ) Title is a reference to a phrase from Doctor Who

( ) The Doctor gets drunk

( ) The Doctor can't use hooves

( ) The Doctor wears a tie

( ) All main six are companions. In the same story

( ) Travelling through really weird pony history

( ) The Smooze is a villain

( ) Ponified Clara, Amy Pond, Rory, Martha, and Donna

( ) Ponified Torchwood is mostly OCs

( ) Ponified Sarah Jane Smith is Granny Smith

( ) Ponified version of companion

( ) Doctor and Companion from the TV show travel to Equestria

( ) Granny Smith is a character in these stories about as often as Apple Boom

( ) Nobody ever describes the inside of the Tardis. Ever.

( ) The Doctor is very excited over everything

( ) The Doctor laughs over "Somepony" "Everypony", etc.

( ) X comes to Equestria as a Doctor Who creature

( ) No one ever describes the Sonic Screwdriver

( ) Spitfire as a companion

( ) Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have a past with the Doctor

( ) Plot borrows heavily from an actual Doctor Who episode

( ) "The Professor"

( ) Female Doctor = The Professor

( ) Male Doctor meets Female Professor

( ) Rule 63 universe meeting each other

( ) *Shivers* Doctor Whooves in a clopfic

( ) X is a Time Lord

Sins against literature and Doctor Who that appear way too often:
( ) OC Time Lord with no personality

( ) OC Time Lord that is the son of the Doctor

( ) OC Time Lord saves the freaking day (usually against Nightmare Moon)

( ) Doctor/Time Lord has/uses annoying catchphrase too often, usually starting with an "a"

( ) Doctor/Time Lord is annoying as hell, with little personality outside catchphrases and arrogance.

( ) Literally rips off lines from Doctor Who (Unless they are exactly "ponified" scenes or after a rap battle)

( ) The Doctor cannot stop the Rainbow Factory, despite that being his job (He totally can and should, btw)

( ) "The Doctor" is not capitalized

( ) The Doctor is referred to as human by the author or story

( ) The Doctor reveals his alienness, Time Lordness, spaceship, and/or secrets to basically anyone in less than 2000 words

( ) Author spells "Allons-y" wrong. Seriously.

( ) The Doctor cannot stop the conversion bureau

( ) The Doctor cannot stop the events of Fallout Equestria

( ) Someone steals the Tardis (It never happens. EVER. Unless you are a freaking Time Lord, no.)

( ) Something Doctor Who related is important to the plot, but it's not a crossover

( ) The Doctor literally saves the day from inside the Tardis, never leaving it for the duration of the story

That's all I could think of. Anyone dare try to write a story without any cliches? Any others I missed?