I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

space is a waste

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

EqD pre-reader and guy who does interviews

loves tiaras.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Writer and Project Lead for Then the Shadows Whisper, FiM Fiction Enthusiast and Reviewer, Lover of Ponies

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Only mostly dead.

No matter how far one heads down the path of make-believe, one must never lose sight of reality.

Author of that writing guide and some stories too.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Makes ponies cry

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.