What a beautiful Sunset.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

Shaking off the rust

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

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"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

Nincompoop

Are you ready, kids?

Banned by request. See y'all around.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I make really stupid stories, but it's fine since I enjoy making them.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

space is a waste

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Poor by Overflow

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

it's my name you're here for

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

irresistible

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

"No time for goodbye," he said as he faded away. "Don't put your life in someone's hands; they're bound to steal it away. Don't hide your mistakes, 'cause they'll find you, burn you."

Hope you laughed or learned something.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler

Once a writer, but now gone. You might see him again one day, though...

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)