Something-something horse narrations.

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I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Physics Student, High-Powered Rocket Engineer, Latter-Day Saint, Writer, Vector Artist, and loves adorkable bookworm pony.

Jitterbug Jive, author/artist of Discord Whooves, Lovestruck Derpy, and Doctor Whooves and Assistant. And other such things.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

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"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I type stories using my hands

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?