I do be writing. You do be reading

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

I think that I'm Tom Cruise

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(

[Retired]Hello and welcome to my page. I am blunt and honest, but also very critical. I normally keep to myself, but I do like to chat sometimes. Just don't say anything that would upset me, please.

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

I'm am an autistic brony, looking to write fantasy and everyday life novels for my kind. I became a brony when I related well with applejack and twlight, and I love the show.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Norwegian guy who writes stuff. Also plays too much games.

Writing stories, playing games, and fooling around with CAD programs. Curator of the futuristic series-- Magi Chronicles. I also seem to have a niche for writing short stories out of the blue.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Why hello there...

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

In the rays of the sun I am longing for the darkness

Gettin quixotic up in here

Done.

Happy to help you

Another one bites the dust.

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

I'm pretty sure words go in here somewhere...

Too much to write; too little time

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

i'm a wolf with a crazy imagination.

The one German who is lazy for real.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

And this is the part where you start groveling. I prefer screams of suffering MANE-ly!

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

God, I'm so sorry.

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.