Music ponies are best ponies.

I do be writing. You do be reading

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

*blushes*

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Raging inhibitionist.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

An alt for porn commissions.

Cum

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

Awkward.

Too much to write; too little time

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Pithy Statement

Commission Status: FULL

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I'm a guy who only likes MLP fan fiction. Tried watching the show, couldn't get through three episodes.

"You don't wanna read about it fool. You wanna FEEL it."

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Just a lovely girl(s) writing about that most entertaining of subjects.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

I go through many pairs of glasses...because things get so steamy around here.