I do be writing. You do be reading

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

"Things are made of stuff." - Bill Nye

I write for 4chan and now I'm writing here. Joy.

Hello there! I'm your everyday guy who enjoys writing lewd stories about gay horses (and the occasional mare). So feel free to stick around if that's your thing, I hope to please you all

Writer, Gamer, Ticket Manager at HWCon 2018, and can't ever have enough Applejack

"You think you know me..."

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

[Insert wise and profound philosophy]

Click this to experience life how I know it...

I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow in your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don't know it.

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I'm a Soldier stationed in Fort Hood. I'm an aspiring writer/artist and am currently working on a Master's in Psychology.

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Unless you count liking steak as interesting you should stop reading this bio.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Fate fell short

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

there once was a time when this site was my whole life :')

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

‘Tis I, a writer, togetherslapper of words.

Just a filthy casual

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

“You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.” George Bernard Shaw

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Unicorn Developer

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

Just a simple university student from Michigan.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

The man without a plan.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!