All Aboard!

Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

If it doesn't give me a boner, it's not a story.

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A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

Veteran Lurker and Silent NPC. Basically shrubbery but I don't go away if you ignore me unlike plants.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

I'm rather clever.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.