Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Why did my daughter have to introduce me to MLP?

Verbatim et lteratim

Mush! MUSH MUSH! MUSHY!!!

Leave your headcanons at the door.

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

It's better to see death from her funny side. On my funeral there's gonna be a clown. I would hire Pinkie Pie, but sadly she only exists inside our poor minds.

I've been writing for about 15 years now, and if there's one thing I want, it's to whisk my readers away into another world, where they can lose themselves in the fantasy.

(Insert witty comment here)

My name is Rob Royale, one of Princess Luna's guards. As a writer I don't take myself very seriously so lets all enjoy the lolz and the fact that we all watch a show about colorful talking ponies!

I was born at a very young age, love pokemon, fnaf, and making my bros laugh, am awesome in every way, and am easily distracte

I live in the US, I write stories that deal with standing in difficult times. I also am an amature war historian with some strong beliefs about history. Discord: https://discord.gg/8CcteCH

Writing the childhoods I wish I had.

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

All the clop, all the time.

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Writer and Artist

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

Just an anonymous clop artist who's trying his hand at clopfic. Most of the clopfic stories around here are all build-up, and only a little sex. My focus is different. Not romance. Hardcore sex.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Shut up. Just write.

MA Research Student and former teacher. Part-time tutor, part-time bartender. Full-time writer and MLP: FIM researcher.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

A rocking brony with a love for crossover and adventure. Currently part time in college

Heehee~

A fan of MLP since March 2013 and a die hard fan of Princess Luna.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

“You scared me there, you saucy witch!”

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Don't let people stop you from using creativity. Some may be bad, some may be dreadful, but that's the thing with creativity. You create ways to make it even better. That's the creative truth.

I find your lack of faith disturbing

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I would totally go for a cookie right now.