Retired author, husband and father.

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

Hello! My name is jack! If you want to learn more just ask!

Fate fell short

Look into my eyes... It's where my demons hide... Don't get too close, it's dark inside...

I hate real bugs but apparently I seem to love fictional ones.

New to fanfiction writing

My name is Neon Party. I come from the My Little Pony Universe, and I live in a town called Stalia.

I am Thou, Thou art I.

I will follow you all

My name is Comettail, I am a 12 year old writer, but don't let that sway your thoughts about my stories. It is the mind that counts, not your appreance.

I am neck deep in this pony business, and love Japan's culture and language just as much (in fact, I'm an amateur teacher of both!). Wanna know more? Check out http://koiyuki.flavors.me/

[shitposting loudly]

why?no i believes it pronounced "why not?"

I am a ghost, I am alone, I am easily forgotten. I am a lone wolf, no one knows who I am, no one cares about me, but I care about them. Also I do some shit on here...

k.