Yee Haw! It's me from The Big Sticky House! And we at The Big Sticky are closed. That's right there y'all, we're closed for the season. Don't come here! WE'RE NOT HERE! We've got plenty of illegals though cleaning inside. ITS THE MONTHLY BIG STICKY SPRING CLEANING! So if you come on down here.... just don't. No.....
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WELL SINCE WE'RE CLOSED, WE ALL HERE AT THE BIG STICKY WISH YOU A HAPPY 21ST....IT'S 21!!!!....

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Yee Haw! It's me from The Big Sticky House! And we at The Big Stick would like to wish y'all a HAPPY 11TH ANNIVERSARY FOR UNIVERSAL MAGIC! HAPPY 11TH!!!! IT'S THE 21ST!!!!....

WOOOOOOO, IT'S THE 11TH ANNIVERSARY OF UNIVERSAL MAGIC....

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Yee Haw! It's me from The Big Sticky House! And we at The Big Stick would like to wish y'all a hootin' and tooin' Valentine's Day! Now it seems like we're late to the hoedown, but over here at the Big Sticky House, WE CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S ALL MONTH LONG! We have fun for everyone for all ages! For the kids, we have Make your own Heart activity, where the younglings take out a human beating out and decorate it in pretty glitter and glue! IT'S EDUCATIONAL! For the angsty teens out there, we have

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Ok.... so I reached the 100K character limit again.... so here we go.... again....

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Yee Haw! It's me from The Big Sticky House! And we at The Big Stick would like to wish y'all a new year! YEE HAW! YEE HAW LITTLE DOGGY! WOOOO! And to celebrate the Earth making a big ol' circle, we like to invite you to the EARTH LAP MONTH FESTIVAL! During the entire month of January, we celebrate the new year by celebrating the Earth of doing a lap around the big yellow thing in the sky. We have fun things for the whole family. We have the world famous Running Around In A Circle activity, for

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Yee Haw! It's me from The Big Sticky House! And I'm here to tell y'all that we're going to have our annual traditional Christmas event this year! Come on down an join us as we party with Baby Jesus and have a human sacrifice for Nimrod. We'll have ol' Santa Claus as he sits down having an American beer or two as he swears at all the younglings. And don't worry parents, you'll have fun at our Candy Cane Lane Maze where you'll get lost and more than likely be eaten by our patented genetically

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Yee Haw! It's me from The Big Sticky House! And I'm here to tell y'all that we're going to have our annual Thanksgiving feast at The Big Sticky! Come on down and bring the folks. Bring your wife, bring your kids, bring your dogs and cats (gold fish not allowed after what happened last year), bring your uncles, bring your aunts, bring your dead grandpa, bring your grandpa's killer, bring the man who was investigating your grandpa's death but then got wacked by the mob because he was looking too

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just want to say, still working on it, chapter 5 is almost done, maybe a week or two more; then will be posting chapter 4 and stuff. Ireally like how it's turning out too by the way....

Yee Haw! It's me from The Big Sticky House! And I'm here to tell y'all that we're going to have a nice hoedown of a Halloween we are! We're going to have bobbing for apples. Bobbing for celery sticks. And my personal favorite, Bobbing for bob Evans! Get a Bob Evans in your mouth, you get a prize. If you get an apple, you'll only get disappointment! Next up are the hay rides sponsored by our one and only Haywood! He is a man made out of Hay and Wood, so don't be bothered by his appearance. You

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