Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

And it's gone like a puff in the wind.

There's only room in here for one, and I've decided it's not you.

Moved on.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I'm still alive, probably.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

Move along, move along.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Just your friendly neighborhood Salnalus. Writing stories and pointless blog posts. Feel free to check them out, and stuff.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Mostly harmless.

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

8000 soldiers!

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Shut up. Just write.

Just another struggling writer.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Hello there, I'm a slightly original writer trying his best to improve and meet unreasonable deadlines, that are already due.

We grow 'em big!

Damn lmao this site has plenty reason to leave