I am bored, have an exam tomorrow and can't sleep due to excessive amounts of heat. In between panting out my window like a stationary dog, I've decided to write a blog post mocking you all for your inability to watch the show correctly. Y'all suck and're a bunch of nerds.

Oh, and I've also been taking part in a pony poetry collab with a bunch of fine other people that's set to be published sometime this month. I confess to being the excited.

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I'm going to redefine that question, so hold any horses you were preparing to unleash.

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Tl;Dr -- I prove that I have no idea when a joke has gone too far.

I was talking to Burraku_Pansa, like, ten minutes ago, and I jokingly mentioned creating a “How Aquillo Writes Sentences” guide to help prove my anality when it comes to style.

“Jokingly”. Ah ha.

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No, seriously. I’m in too melancholic a mood to want to explain things. If SALT or the Archive means nothing to you, then this blog post isn’t for you. I don’t want to be rude and say leave because I love all of you dearly, but kindly do.

Are they gone? Good. Let’s talk.

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Ever since Bad Horse’s blog on Bad Advice yesterday -- followed swiftly by three others in what I can only guess is an attempt to bury it from view -- I’ve been thinking about writers and advice. Specifically, I’ve been thinking about what the advice is meant to do in the first place.

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I have found something. And it is awesome.

For those who don't want to click, this appears to be a beta of a website with the final aim of creation and display of Visual Novels, though you can sorta do so now. And it's a pony website at that. It needs attention, so please pay it so.

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To make up for the collosal cockup of earlier on, I’ve decided to create a blog post all about Stephenie Meyer's The Host, which I read when it was released and am planning to go see.

Excited? I know I am. Let’s go.

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Sorry about that. I write most chapters half-in, half-out of FimFiction so I can alter formatting as I go, and the edit button's right next to the goddamn publish button. I nearly had an internal organ failure at its clicking.

Actual publishing date for Equestria's End's third chapter's located somewhere in this weekend. Or at least, it is now: I was having "Should I hold off until chapter four's written?" plans that've been quite spoiled.

Occasionally, I write short poetic pieces as a warm up for writing prose.

No, wait, don't leave! This is pony poetry written with the show in mind, not a twenty-something's warbling 'bout their long lost love: It is fanfiction. I'm only dumping it here because no-one ever visits story-poop but Fred (lovely person though he is). And because I'm bored. Though to be honest, that's why I do everything.

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