The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Masquerading as a man with a reason...

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Weird Story Man

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Suggestions Welcome. Your Patronage Appreciated.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Ahoy~!

For Love and Justice.

You ever wonder why we're here?

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

okay now kiss!

loves tiaras.

Attending Harvard, still got time for ponies.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Sipping iced coffee, penning pony tales, and spreading love—embracing the sweetness of existence, one adventure at a time! (CLOSED) Kofi! Commissions!

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪