• Member Since 24th May, 2013
  • offline last seen Jul 23rd, 2021

The Lunar Toaster


For thousands of years I lay dormant. Now I rise for I am THE Lunar Toaster! Enjoy your toast.

Nov
5th
2019

Exhausted brain, achy thumbs · 3:18pm Nov 5th, 2019

Good morning, fellow ponies or insert species here!

Now that the chapter for A Whole New World was released I'll be shifting into second gear for Love's Hunt. I'll probably be tapping out this next chapter until I receive my laptop of freshness and upcoming smut! The tides are turning even more.

In any case, I'll see you all somewhere around here ;)

Escape from The Continuity

Nov
4th
2019

Merry happy holidays to future people · 1:34pm Nov 4th, 2019

Aye, here's something you don't see every day. A regular blog update, right? Anyways, I've started writing a chapter for A Whole New World as a basis for how rusty my writing has gotten. I don't want to begin writing another long awaited chapter for Love's Hunt and then have it be a massive steaming pile of crap.

Read More

Report The Lunar Toaster · 171 views ·
Oct
28th
2019

Let's do the time-warp again! · 2:34am Oct 28th, 2019

Hello again. First off, I know it's probably the worst time to come it and say I'm starting my old engines again. Granted, MLP is over, at least for FiM. That shouldn't stop me from picking up my existing stories and pushing it forward. After all, I've been seriously neglecting that story called Loves Hunt.

Read More

Report The Lunar Toaster · 212 views ·
Oct
14th
2018

Did you know · 5:00am Oct 14th, 2018

Most of everything I wrote (with the exception of the chapters I posted on Loves Hunt) I wrote when I was underage? I'm of-age now but I thought some of you might like that fun-factoid.

Report The Lunar Toaster · 193 views ·
Jan
11th
2018

Hey again · 6:48pm Jan 11th, 2018

Well, uh. Since my last blog post, nothing has entirely changed. My motivation is rather low, and the whole depression thing has gotten me to just kinda live with it. It's more of a hollow feeling than anything, so there's that. As for where I've gone, I've moved to Colorado. Yay. Further on, I've no ideas or aspirations to write - hell, even edit. I apologize if anyone wanted me to update my stories, but it's not gonna happen. Sorry guys.

Report The Lunar Toaster · 228 views ·
Jun
20th
2017

And thus. · 7:22am Jun 20th, 2017

I took one step forwards, and one blast backwards.

Depression is a fun thing, isn't it? No inspiration, no motivation. All I do is just sit here with all these projects that I've tossed to the wind. None of them good, none of them worth anybody else's time. There's no creativity here. There's nothing. Just me and my empty void of thought.

Report The Lunar Toaster · 200 views ·
Feb
2nd
2017

Alright. · 10:59pm Feb 2nd, 2017

So uh, another attack plan!

I can still work on my current stories, BUT! I'm gonna try some cringe one-shot routes.

Now-- this does envoke some ANONXWHATTHEFUCKEVER, but uh... I'll make some good characters. I'll use the challenging route and make the attempt to name these guys and give them a mini-persona thing.

Heh... hopefully this'll work.

It's also totally not my birthday or anything.

Report The Lunar Toaster · 290 views ·
Jan
30th
2017

What. · 5:15pm Jan 30th, 2017

My "huge battleplan" flopped harder than my mood did these past few days.

Back to figuring out what to do with myself.

Report The Lunar Toaster · 190 views ·
Dec
23rd
2016

There's a lot of things I need to talk to you all about. · 7:22pm Dec 23rd, 2016

One, I will be getting evicted on New Years, 2017. I am currently stark out of cash, and will be homeless sometime soon.

Two, I am willing to do stories now for a small sum of money. I'm not going to charge much like some others because I am too nice for my own good.

So what I'm doing is this.

3 dollars for a 2000 word story, and 1 dollar for every extra chapter added.

... That's it.

Read More

Report The Lunar Toaster · 295 views ·
Oct
29th
2016

...I should probably update Reformation or something. · 2:03am Oct 29th, 2016

...but I actually got more done with a Love's Hunt chapter.

Huh.

Report The Lunar Toaster · 175 views ·