It took me eight years to make an account for this site

Fats writer, come here for the big blorps.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Done.

Nobody.

I have no idea what I am doing, I write, I read and I play games, what more can a guy want while he waits for college to start again?

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I'm not dead yet

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

20 year old musician from Vegas that enjoyed writing about colorful equines.

I like da ponies and da music and da stories yay! But serious I like ponies and I think we have a very great community along with the amazing stories that have come out.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.