But I'm not. I have no idea why.

I don't care if I'm writing from work right now, I should be passed out for fifteen minutes, dreaming about the next chapter to my new story. Oh wait, you haven't seen it yet? Y'know, Pony Grand Tour?

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Two thousand words later and I put down my first story on FIMFic.

Celestia help us all!

I think this officially marks me as a Brony, simply because of the fact that this idea has been dancing in my head ever since I watched Wonderbolt Academy and even before then, saw the Wonderbolt Derby in Sweet and Elite. Then I read something about the Las Pegasus Stratochase in a story (thank you Wild, Sweet, and Cool) and I went, "fuck it, let's make this a thing."

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Buck You! (Based on the Cee-Lo Green song)

I see you trottin' 'round town with the mare I love
And I'm like, buck you!
I guess the bits in my pocket wasn't enough
And I'm like, buck you, and buck her too!
Said if I was richer, I'd still be with ya
Now ain't that some shit?
And although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best
With a buck you!