Silly idea.

Buck You! (Based on the Cee-Lo Green song)

I see you trottin' 'round town with the mare I love
And I'm like, buck you!
I guess the bits in my pocket wasn't enough
And I'm like, buck you, and buck her too!
Said if I was richer, I'd still be with ya
Now ain't that some shit?
And although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best
With a buck you!