Don't ever read my stories without knowing that they suck lmao
Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.
Novice writer lost in a world of ships. Contracted with the US Army. Honestly no one of consequence.
Just trying to become a better writer. Plus, PONIES!
Life is like a crop. Beings grow and spread like wheat on a field and it's my job to make sure that those wheat get harvested.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
I am nothing great, just a pony who enjoys reading great stories and trying my best to tell some myself.
What would you do if you walked into a supermarket and everyone but you was a goat?
Bible teacher, My Little Pony analyst, G.I. Joe collector.
My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"
This shit is so pretentious I got a fucking film school degree.