A strange person who values life and it's comforts, frequently browses sites about pastel colored ponies, and has taken an interest in writing.
King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!
One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein
I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
You are part of an enduring tradition, for over 200 years men and women have served with honour, courage, and wisdom.
What do you mean I have an addition to horse fiction?! I can stop whenever I want to, mom!
If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.
Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.
"Fast like the wind, silent like a forest, intrusive like the fire, immobile like a mountain. Under heaven and earth, I alone am feared."
I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.
I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
Yo! Down with Chrysalis, or DWC for short here! I'm here to read great stories and write out my stories. DOWN WITH THE HIVE QUEEN! DOWN WITH CHRYSALIS!
I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.
Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.
"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer
Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D