I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Short, sweet, slightly silly smut stories.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Just a fan who likes to share his ideas through stories that people seem to like.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Here I am, back at it again, doing absolutely nothing.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Faggit. AiE writer, small time.

Heya! My name's Hayden. I'm a musician by trade, brony at heart, and novice writer in my free time. I love everything about music and ponies, so if you also like that hit me up! :D

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I like extending over multiple arts like drawing, playing music, and writing.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I like cheese... like a lot... it's probably an unhealthy obsession...

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

A fellow traveler...

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.