BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Hmmmm. A biography, eh? Should be- Nahhhh, can't be bothered. I do art and stuff (like my profile pic), so if you want to check that out, you can, here: http://thedoctorwhooves.deviantart.com/

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I type stories using my hands

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.