"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Hope you laughed or learned something.

space is a waste

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

irresistible

I love My Little Pony. Rainbow Dash is my gal. Anypony who wants to say hello, feel free to.