I am the lucid dream

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

Time flies. Have fun. Preferably not at the expense of others.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Can I speak to the manager?

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

I'm alright, at least so far...

Just a dude that likes dem ponies.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Cthulhu, Discord, Sheogorath, Sithis. Welcome to the Madhouse. We have stories here. I never said they were good, but they are stories. I got displaced and things when I think of an idea I write it.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ I'm so lonely

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Hi there! The names Kro! Hope you enjoy your stay!

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules

Still a monster...but less of a bastard. Wish Superman was real so I could get a hug.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I like to make fun of poor people.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Poor by Overflow

Heehee~

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004