This account is essentially dead. Apologies if you were expecting conclusions. Stories are deleted. I needed to move on.

Im just a cat. In a box. In the head of a long dead professor. Miau~ Also, Ponies.

*space for rent*

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Hey I'm Gol D Colt (or Gol for short) And I adore writing stories with massive tasty hoots and gender bent characters.

A Brony from Colombia that enjoys writing and reading about ponies.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. Then one day... I got in. And the world was more beautiful than I ever dreamed... and more dangerous than I ever imagined.

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

"You think you know me..."

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Defining "unneccessary" for a decade.

You ever wonder why we're here?

Who let the dogs out?

Hi. :) I'm a sixteen year old who got curious when I started seeing ponies everywhere on the net. I was skeptical at first, but my little sister got me to watch an episode with her. voila!I'm a brony.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Decent musician, halfway decent writer. Possibly insane. Drinks coke like it is water, which is bound to kill him any day, so now you know why he's taking his bloody time with the chapters.

Poor by Overflow

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

I like to quote Jaden Smith in my works.

Pretends to know what they're doing

There, finished. Go on... what do you think?

I like the night sky and how time passes by. Feeling pretty gay tonight.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.