Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

irresistible

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

I write sins... NOT tragedies. Link to Patreon

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

The man without a plan.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

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Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

A writer who writes things.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

On 03/02/2014, at 21:52, Cryosite wrote: > Jack, I want you to know I appreciate you. You're a beautiful person and I wish more people were like you.

Yes, I'm high. High on friendship. Friendship and magic.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

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There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

Not a changeling.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Ahoy~!

Makes ponies cry

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Fillyfooling trans mare with a taste for transpony, SweetieBot, motherhood, sisterhood, and polyamory stories. Also, a cataloger of transpony stories.

Deadhorse.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

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