*jade harley voice* end my life

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Who let the dogs out?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Words are coming.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Canadian. Enjoys writing... and loaths it at the same time. Enjoys reading, animals, games, nighttime, family, nature, and turning little cousins into personal minions. Is a procrastinator.

A cynical Brit who sometimes writes.

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....

Hey guys, its dusk! Im a sky blue pegasus with a need for speed. I enjoy making videos on youtube and hope to one day become a wonderbolt. My fans are "My Stars" Dont forget to subscribe and give my v

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Sometimes I draw things. http://theanswerisduh.deviantart.com/

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

I'm a simple guy living in Europe, who loves to write once in a while as well as doing some drawings. I like to help other authors to come up with new ideas for stories as well as helping them out.

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I like writing.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?