You managed to write adorable clopfic about a porn studio....that's mighty impressive. Not to get some popcorn and watch how this unfolds (Also: Ironshy is totally adorable pairing, well done).
“Calm down. I will handle this with proper aplomb,” Hoity whispered across to Photo before turning his covered gaze to Iron Will. “There is no cause for concern, Mister William. There have merely been... movements in the Canterlot contingent as far as the statutes which apply to our business. Nothing concrete has emerged, and nothing needs to be done. Concern at this stage would be premature.”
“Ja,” Photo Finish said, “The lasht thing a porn shtudio needs is premature exacerbation.”
Goddammit! Now I gotta wipe off my monitor. Spit-takes do them no good, you know.
What do they mean by puppy? When the diamond dog said it I assumed it was their way of saying child, but then others said "puppy" instead of "baby" or "foal". Is she pregnant with some half-pony-half-diamond-dog-thingie?
Excellent! This is sure to be a delight!
Condoms? Say it ain't so!
Hm, well this just might be interesting.
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This shall surely be interesting.
Ah, politics. Dirty game or dirtiest game?
Truely a dark day for our ore well endowed minitour friend.
The film industry is taking it from both ends... Well put my friend...
I love the cover art by the way.
A fantastic start! Also are Shy and Will a couple? That would be so sweet if it was.
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They have every appearance of being a couple, but notice there's a strain.
Dun dun duun CONDOMS FUCK THAT SHIT
This will be interesting to say the least. . .
I kinda like where this is going so far, but I must know: why is Spike listed as a main character?
You managed to write adorable clopfic about a porn studio....that's mighty impressive.
Not to get some popcorn and watch how this unfolds (Also: Ironshy is totally adorable pairing, well done).
ew. condoms.
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why is there not more pregnant ponies/ they're adorable!
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i see what you did there!
Condoms?! Not everyone can wear them you know.
I forsee a rape at the end...
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What? Now why would you assume that?
2472352 Figures.
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Twilight is the government stooge. I think you can figure it out from there
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Thank you for saying so! I, too, just love pregnant mares.
2468733 ... I feel like I've seen that picture, if not a similar one before.
A sequel? That looks like something more than a joke?
This I have to see.
Am I the only one who thinks that there should be a separate featured box for Clop fics that only appears if you have view mature tuned on?
You.
I sat here giggling manically for like five minutes.
Why did you do this to me. Why can't I stop. Please help.
Well, you earned my read.
If you want to tap it, you must wrap it!
/Iron Will later drowned himself in a bathtub that night
2472371they're one of my biggest fetishes
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For people who are allergic to latex, there are a few other materials available such as polyurethane (I think) but those are more expensive..
2472368 Wait, Twilight is the government stooge? How could she do that to two of her friends?
2475634 thought this was set in an AU, which probably means she's never met Rarity and Fluttershy.
2475693 I guess that makes sense, just don't feel right ,Twilight going against them.
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huh... Didn't know that.
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Same here, good sir.
he leg his tongue. let.
Rape drapes? Where the hell are you getting these from?
premature exacerbation... Lol.
Licking ass and kissing boots, love the phrasing.
Goddammit! Now I gotta wipe off my monitor. Spit-takes do them no good, you know.
What do they mean by puppy? When the diamond dog said it I assumed it was their way of saying child, but then others said "puppy" instead of "baby" or "foal". Is she pregnant with some half-pony-half-diamond-dog-thingie?
How do pornstars explain their jobs to their children?
Condoms? THE HORROR!
The h-horror...