Edited by uSea
CHAPTER 14: Rag Doll
Into each life some rain must fall...
DAY 11 - TIME approximately 22:30 P.M. - LOCATION: Low orbit, ~1800km above Equestria
High above the planet floated Ponymedes I; a giant of plastic and super light alloys, with a body shaped like a large sunflower with long solar panels that formed its petals. There were words and signs painted across the satellite that warned against a multitude of dangers, such as fire or falling rocks, but the only one that held some meaning for an observer was the Solaris logo, with its male alicorn and the company motto 'Try the alternative' encircling the image.
Attached to the satellite's large round body there were four barrels, easily longer than a couple of train cars; the weapons were composed of two linear metal rails held together by many rings, placed only a few centimeters apart from each other. That was a railgun, or a gauss gun, or maybe both merged together... go figure. Anyway, it’s a weapon that uses a sequence of strong magnetic pulses and a potent electric thrust to propel a metallic body at unpony speed against very distant targets; in other words, it's a deadly weapon and Ponymedes I was armed with 4 of those little toys.
But at Solaris nopony left a work half baked, how could a single satellite always be ready for action? They needed a network of satellites, a complete shield ready to defend Equestria or whomever made a better offer for that little jewel, so Ponymedes had eleven siblings, able to change their distance from the planet and move around in orbit to operate in groups. Now the whole family had been reunited and each of the twelve brothers had their guidance lasers pointed at their own designated target.
“...Eight... seven... six...”
As one, the four barrels began to discharge sparks of blue electricity from between each ring and all along the metal rails as the the countdown steadily ticked away. A metallic bar coated in ceramics, more or less one and a half meters long and shaped like a pointy stick, was placed into the barrel by an automated loading system and immediately enveloped by a blue halo.
“...Five... four... three...”
Behind the satellite, four hatches opened to reveal the exhaust vents for the recoil compensation system, a dim red light appeared inside each of them, glowing like lava within the belly of a volcano. All fours barrels were now completely blue, powered by the electricity running from ring to ring, they seemed like four bright lances, ready to unleash their fury against a doomed opponent.
“...Two... one...”
Fire.
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DAY 11 - TIME approximately 22:30 P.M. - LOCATION: Ivory Tower, Big 52 SC Branch
“Attack commenced. Estimated time of arrival for the first salvo: seven minutes.”
Half of the guidance lasers disappeared and a couple shifted kilometers away in the blink of an eye, as if something up in the heavens had gone awfully wrong. Still, five red lights continued to shine down on the building's roof, flickering once or twice but staying on target.
“Why is everyone retreating now?” Henrietta opened her wings, ready to grab Puppy and fly away with the foal.
The filly in yellow pointed at the besieged building entrance, “Those two are not running away, we can ask them!” And with these words she tried to trot towards the two perplexed paladins defending the main research building.
“I don't think so! My job is done here and we’re following the example of our fleeing friends.”
“TO ALL THE PONIES INSIDE THE BUILDING! YOU ARE BEING ATTACKED FROM THE SKY! EVACUATE THE FORT, WE CALL FOR A TRUCE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!” Once again, Scold's voice thundered above the battlefield before he turned on his tail and ran, following the acolytes and the other scribes.
Finally Henry looked up at the clouds, and her beak hung open as she saw the red lasers cutting through the darkness of the night. “Oh, rotten eggs... if those are what it uses to aim, I don’t want to see what it fires!”
“Warning. Lost signal from Ponymedes III, V, X, XI and XII. Ponymedes IV and VII report major failures with the recoil compensation system. Ponymedes I, II, VI, VIII and IX are commencing the second barrage in ten... nine...”
Puppy frowned, Mr. Voice had been talking for a while now and didn't seem like he was going to stop any time soon. Everything was becoming really confusing. Why was everypony running away? Why was Mr. Red Cape yelling so loud and why was her helmet showing her all these blinking red lights everywhere? “How do I make all this mess stop?”
“I don't know. I don't care. Lets get out of here!” Henry took flight, grabbing Puppy and gaining height and speed with each stroke of her eagle wings.
Okay, new problem. Flying. Puppy had thought up a plan for the next time she had to fly, something she really really had to do... what was that already? Oh, right, scream. “EEEEEEP! NONONONONO!”
“Shut that trap! I'm trying to save your life!” After her running start the griffon began to lose speed and altitude, dragged down by the filly's weight. “What the fuck are you carrying around now? I made you throw away a ton of junk and you are already full of useless stuff again! Aargh! Unload the bags or we’ll crash!”
“ …two... one... Second salvo out. Readying guns for third salvo.”
“LEMME GO! LEMME GOOO!” Puppy was struggling, in the middle of her personal world of things moving too fast and too far from her hooves to be comfortable with.
Henrietta tried cutting one of the wriggling filly’s saddlebags with a talon, slashing desperately at the bottom of the container and missing it several times before finally managing to hit the moving target. “Gotcha!”
“Repair spell activated. Lost signal from Ponymedes I and II. Ponymedes VI, VII and XI will be ready to fire in ten... nine...” The hole in the bag closed almost immediately while the inventory management spell kept everything in it's place.
“Hey, that's cheating! Do you want to play rough? I'm in!” The griffon let go of Puppy from one side, turning her upside down; this strategy worked a little better because one of the bags wasn't closed. The filly rapidly lost weight as she left behind a trail of odds and ends in the sky: empty bottles, roasted plushies, and a small toy cart.
“NONONO! I'm gonna pee myseeeeelf! Please stop! PLEASE!” Puppy was completely terrorized by the situation and being dangled in the sky like that only made things worse. The foal succeeded in grabbing The Rock Of Destiny as it fell from her bag, although a lot of the cool stuff she found was lost forever, everything was going bad today and she didn't even had time to complain, since stoopid chicken Henry was teasing her hard. “You bully, let me go or I'm telling mom!”
When Puppy had finally reached a bearable weight, Henry lifted the filly onto her back, hoping that that would lessen the screams. “Alright, alright! We're done, now be quiet and I'll put you down when we pass that hill!” Henry had no idea of what was going to rain down from the sky, but her life as a mercenary had taught her the value of cover. Actually, she wondered why nothing had happened yet, but she suspected that the longer whatever it was took to arrive, the worse it was going to be. “We can't land here Puppy! Try not thinking about it, listen to some music and close your eyes!”
Puppy was barely listening, but the music idea suddenly seemed the best idea ever. “Music! Now, please!”
The radio came to life while on the ground ponies ran as fast as they could; both the Applejack's Rangers and the Steel rangers who had decided to believe the old scribe were now running for the hills.
“Hello fillies and gentlecolts! Isn’t it well past your bedtime? This is Lonesome Pony and you are listening to Radio 52, the only radio that brings you news and safety from the ridges to Emerald Shores! Tonight we have a lot of things to talk about, so let's get to business.”
Not music, why was it that every time Puppy turned on the radio the first thing she heard was the stoopid chatty pony!? Puppy wanted some music! The ground was a rushing blur down below and Mister Voice wouldn't stop chatting and now even Lonesome Pony was giving her a lecture instead of some music? Puppy wanted to cry. In the background the suit informed the filly that the surviving three satellites were continuing their attack.
“First things first: things are getting messy along the South Branch; it seems that the Wild Herd is ambushing the patrols from Ironworks again, but this time they seem to be better equipped and way more organized than in the past... maybe they found a new leader? This could mean big, big trouble in the near future. Don't lower your guard if you are traveling south of Broccoli or from the Memorial to Ironworks and try avoiding the east route to Emerald Shores. Stay on the road and turn your tails as soon as you sight something suspect, better safe than sorry!”
The griffon soared through the air, easily surpassing the ponies that led the retreat... they were slow, too slow to get to a safe distance in time, but there was a good chance that even she and Puppy were condemned, so... why not try running anyway? With a stroke of her wings, Henry gained speed and kept flying straight despite the chocking grip Puppy had around her neck.
“Now, since bad news never trots alone, we have a new change of policy from the NCA, rejoice! The NCA forces have decided that every trader is actually a raider, so they started arresting traders and confiscating the merchandise on their borders, yay! If you were planning for a trip there, you better reconsider and try heading for Salt Cube City or Tunnel town for trading your goods, since the northern branch now is safe.”
Henrietta landed behind the hill, panting heavily. Puppy jumped down from her back as soon as she could see solid ground and immediately stuck out her tongue at the big meanie chicken. “Bleh! Why do you always bully me? I'm your friend!”
“Fuck off, Puppy...” Replying with almost no breath in her lungs was quite hard for Henry, but the filly couldn't have things her way every time. “I'm not bullying you, something is going to happen in that place, something bad...”
“And now the last news: it seems that an old merchant came back from his longest trail; he started four years ago with a cart full of garbage and a brahmin and he's back with... well, a brahmin, a cart full of garbage, and a lot of stories! Maybe over the next day I'll tell you all about the places he visited, but it seems that those ponies in the far west are crazy! He told me about a city of lights and great walls crossing a river, imprisoning it to produce energy... woah, we could use something like that, couldn’t we? And this ends the news, have some good music, my little ponies!”
Puppy cocked her head in surprise. “Something bad? But mom is there!” The foal turned towards Ivory tower, now more than a couple kilometers away, illuminated by the dim red light of a single surviving laser beam. The clouds above the old research facility flashed with white light for a moment.
At which point the radio decided to start playing music.
Raindrops keep falling on my mane
and just like the foal whose cutie mark is not there
nothing seems to fit there
Blazing lines of white burst through the clouds, like tiny silver darts shining in pure heat, they rained down from the heavens onto Ivory Tower. The magnetically accelerated shots crossed the cloudy sky in a split second, striking the buildings and the area nearby with such force that for a moment Henry could have sworn that she felt the earth shudder beneath her feet.
raindrops are falling on my mane they keep falling
First arrived the flash; a white halo rising from the impacted structure, then the walls seemed to expand for a moment, reminding Puppy of a balloon being inflated. For a short instant, everything seemed to hang in the air, as if time had stopped leaving the building floating there, separated into it’s many elements; walls, windows, doors... like in one of those drawings that showed all the parts of a cart or a house that mom had showed her that time. That instant of stillness only lasted for the blink of an an eye. Then everything flew away in different directions; chunks of wall as large as trucks went flying through the sky like shreds of paper, surpassing even the moat and landing on the bridge and shacks beyond, making them crumble like a cardboard castle.
Then came the sound; the first thing Puppy heard was an acute whistle, like when you try making that weird music with grass leaves, but it didn’t last for long, because immediately after it arrived the boom; not just one big boom, but the sound of many thuds, followed by the booming thing... it was like a rapid fire concert, a thud then a boom, a thud and a boom, a thud-thud and a badaboom. Wow, catchy.
Puppy really wished that mom could have been there to see that show, it was so fun! No wait, mom was there... actually, mom was supposed to be inside that super nice white build- oh...
The filly's eyes widened as she lifted a hoof towards what was once Ivory tower, her expression becoming a mask of fear. “Mom?”
so I just did me some talking with the sun
and I said I didn't like the way she got things done
she's sleeping on the job
“Warning. Ponymedes VI is out of ammunition. Signal lost from all the other satellites. Attack aborted. Area will be safe from incoming fire in fifteen minutes. Thank you for choosing Solaris Inc. as your main siege weapon system. Solaris: try the alternative.”
Puppy stared unblinkingly at the white points of light as they continued to pierce the clouds and rain down like tiny stars on what was once her mission objective. Why didn’t they stop? wasn’t that enough? They already made a lot of noise and stuff, now it was time to stop, right? It’s fun only if it lasts a bit, but then it becomes scary... Puppy held her breath, praying that every silver shard falling from the sky was the last, but they never seemed to stop, there were always others coming.
Destroying the place where Mister voice told her that mom was. But wait! The arrow was still there! Yes! There was still hope! Puppy rejoiced, nothing could stop Mom, take that stoopid silver rain!
those raindrops are dropping on my mane they keep falling
Another hail of falling stars fell in the cloud of smoke and debris, this time hitting somewhere near the research center’s power plant; it was easy to tell, because the thud was followed by a ball of green fire that exploded upwards towards the sky, producing a glowing mushroom cloud in the middle of the mayhem. Okay, that was new, and it was unfair.
“Warning. Mild radiation detected. Threat level: negligible.”
The pink arrow on the compass blinked three times and disappeared. Puppy waited for it to reappear, hoped for it to reappear and begged for it to reappear, but the compass remained empty. The suit informed her that the mission 'Chasing Rain' had been completed.
Why were those silver things still falling even now? It was over, all over... the arrow was gone, mom was gone! Mom... was gone? No, that couldn’t be! Mom was... mom was where the arrow said, but now... now the arrow didn’t say anything! Puppy followed that arrow only because it pointed at mom and now there was nothing to follow! There was nothing left... just... just a bunch of falling stars and... and for the first time since the foal left Canterlot, she didn’t know what to do.
Mom was gone.
but there's one thing I know
the blues they sent to meet me
won't defeat me
Puppy's right eye twitched, the foal stood still, eyes wide open and staring, her muzzle petrified in an expression of surprise. Henrietta put a paw on the pony's shoulder, trying to say something in the deafening thunders of the bombardment. Whomever began that attack wanted to be double sure that nothing was left of the whole place; even after the generator’s explosion those white missiles kept arriving, these guys had ammo to waste...
“Don't worry! Your mom wasn't there! I was inside the place, she was not in Ivory Tower!” Puppy didn't react, the foal probably didn't even hear her words, so Henry tried shaking her but the pony didn't offer any resistance, simply moving like a rag doll, her blonde head bobbing inside the helmet.
it won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me
“Oh, c'mon, Puppy! You have been through things way worse than this! Hey, I'm talking to you!” Henrietta poked the filly again, making her head bob a little more. “What the fuck? Hey, wake up!” Still no reaction.
“We have to get away from here, that last explosion spread radiation everywhere!” The young mercenary sighed in frustration. “Why me? I just accepted a simple job, why is it that every fucking time I try something it goes fucking south? No wait, I don't want to know!” Henry put Puppy on her back and started walking away, trying to catch up with the rangers.
“Whatever, those fanatics still owe me half my pay. Let's go, Puppy.” The griffon slowed her walk, feeling that something was missing. “I can’t stand you like this, say something, please!” Still nothing.
“Okay, you want it the hard way? Here we go!” Henrietta waved Puppy’s hoof around in the air and tried to imitate her friend’s usually enthusiastic voice. “Yush! Let's go, pretty bully chicken!”
By now the attack had begun to slow down, with only a couple of lights raining down each minute, but even those few bolts were enough to make the ground tremble.
“Great, now I'm talking with a giant puppet... this will help for sure...”
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DAY 12 - TIME approximately 4:30 A.M. - LOCATION: Steel Ranger’s Outpost, Big 52 SC Branch
A group of rangers, scribes and acolytes were building an impromptu encampment next to a hillside; they were moving crates and military bags out from a reinforced blast door that was built into the natural mound.
The little bunker had been used as a monitoring station during the war and then as an observation post by the rangers for more than a century; it was built inside a hill with a couple of raised scout platforms on top; the whole complex was a little cramped and couldn't fit more than eight or nine ponies inside, but it was better than nothing and the rangers had kept some supplies and spare equipment inside in case of an emergency.
“Look, things didn't go exactly as planned, I can't spare another single cap right now.” Cold Shower hadn’t even bothered to take off her helmet before speaking with Henrietta.
The griffon cocked her head, upset. “But I did what you asked me to do! I disabled the generators and all their damn internal security system! I don't care if the whole place got showered with falling stars! I want my caps!”
“You could always go back into the crater and take them for yourself, we won't complain with that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a camp to organize, decisions to take and prisoners to manage.” The paladin began to trot away from the mercenary.
Henrietta took Puppy's hoof, pointing it toward the paladin, and spoke with a childish voice. “You meanie pony! Why are you cheating? Stop being a bad smart robowhatever and play by the rules!”
Cold Shower froze on the spot, turning her head toward the griffon moving the foal like a rag doll. “You... are creepy as hell, do you know that?”
“Don't use your smarts with me! I'm not stoopid! Now behave and pay my friend!” With a poke to the helmet Henry made Puppy's head turn a little in her direction. This made the paladin step back shivering.
“Stop that! Listen, I'm sorry for your friend but we have our own problems!” Shower hesitated, she wasn't sure of what freaked her out the most: seeing the filly once lively and now reduced to a veggie, or a young griffon girl using her as a money begging puppet.
Henry crossed Puppy's hooves and made her head turn away. “I don't want to be your friend nevermore!”
“Okay, okay I give up! Listen, now we have to work out what to do with the rangers that decided to surrender, after that I'll send you to scribe Scold and he'll see what can be done for Puppetsmiles, ah, I mean Puppysmiles. When that’s done I'll see if I can put something together to pay you, but don't expect very much.”
Puppetsmiles raised a hoof, “yay~”
“And stop that puppet thing! It's creepy!” The paladin trotted away without waiting for another reply from the griffon.
Henry stood for a moment, smiling satisfied, then walked around the hill and as soon as the camp was out of sight she hugged the foal with all her strength. “Don't worry, we will fix everything, just... just... don't go away, please...”
The griffon sat on the ground and kept talking, still hugging Puppetsmiles. “I know I've been a bad friend, but I never meant to, it was all a joke... have you the slightest idea of how hard the life of a mercenary is? No, you don't, you... you’re just an immortal shade playing around and making everything seem easy and... and I envied you, I also hated you because you weren't sad even though you were alone... I hate being alone...”
Scribe Scold came around the corner at that very moment, calling for the griffon. “Hey, miss Firebright! Paladin Shower wants to talk with you in the bunker.” The old unicorn stopped where he was, waiting for a reply.
Henry yelped in surprise and tried desperately to hide the yellow pony behind her back. “Call! Call next time!”
“Yes, sure.” Nodded the scribe.
The griffon's expression was one of panic and concern. “Did you see anything?”
“No girl, I didn't see you were hugging your friend and crying...”
Henry seemed to relax. “Good!” The half lion trotted toward Scold and poked him in a shoulder. “Keep an eye on the dead weight there while I'm away.” She paused for a moment, looking straight into the old scribe's eyes; she lost the battle almost immediately. “...please...”
“No problem, I was actually looking for her on my own... take your time.” Scold waited for Henrietta to nod and walk away, then he trotted toward puppy, who was sitting and staring off into the distance, still lost in some Celestia-knows-what place in her head.
“So, here we are, me and you again... I have a suspicion and I need to take a look in your bags, care if I do? No? Thanks.” The scribe didn't smile, he simply opened the suit's saddlebags and started browsing through Puppy's inventory. “After all, you went through my stuff, so I don’t see why I shouldn't return the favor... let's see what we have here...”
A broken toy... colored glass... light bulb... bottle caps... the other half of my glasses... -SQUELCH- squelch... squelch?
The unicorn pulled his hoof out of the bag only to see it covered in a stinky green goo. “For Luna’s sake, what is this stench?” Scold put on a glove and carefully took out whatever it was that had produced all that slime. “A dead parador? Why would a foal want to keep a rotting dead parador in her bag!?”
Wait... a dead parador cub... for a little undead foal... it’s... is this her pet? Alright, this ruined my day...
The scribe put the dead critter back inside the bag and went to check the other, that was almost empty... why had she put all that stuff in one bag and left the other empty? Go figure...
After a quick check of the second saddlebag Scold found what he was looking for in the form of a target designator. Uttering a short whistle the scribe took it in his hooves and studied the model.
“And here we have the winner... Solaris, that makes so much sense.” The old unicorn snickered, reading the weapons data on his pipbuck. “Sentenza... means judgment, how appropriate...”
Looking in the distance, more or less in the same direction the foal was turned, Scold sat beside her and continued. “I am in your debt, little soul; if that attack wasn't interrupted many young ponies would have died. When those lights from the sky derailed the battle, you saved lives on both sides.”
The scribe patted Puppysmiles on her helmet. “This battle is ridiculous, brothers fighting brothers and elders that care more for their own power than the good of those that surround them. Once I was told that a chief that deserves respect is a chief that gives respect to his subordinates. Our elder was... different, and stubborn. He would have let all of his followers die simply to defend his beliefs, not even caring if they shared those beliefs or not.”
Patting the foal again, this time on her back, Scold sighed. “I guess that I'll keep this little secret for myself, and Sentenza. And I'll forgive you for destroying, like... everything I possessed and I cared for,” he paused, a slight smile on his lips, “except for the most valuable thing I ever had, my students.” The unicorn sighed again, his body told him he was old and tired, but somehow he was also a happy pony, the old stallion didn't remember the last time he felt like this, but it must have been very long ago. “Oh well, the Big 52 gives, the Big 52 takes. And I'll give you something in return for your toy.”
“Here, be her friend but don't dye her mane, deal?” Scold put the Lyra doll inside Puppy's saddlebags. “Looking at you I wish I had a grandchild, but my son... no, I'd better not talk about that.”
The unicorn stood and trotted away, leaving Puppy to sit by herself on the hillside.
“Oh, one last thing: there is a town named Broccoli south of here, but before getting a name from what they farm, the town was called Rainy Camp and its assembly hall is still named Rainy Days. I'm not sure if this will help you, but I don't believe in luck, so... you should check for yourself.”
With these last words the pony disappeared behind the hillside.
“Journal updated. New primary quest: Southern Storm. Broccoli Town Hall set as new primary objective. Broccoli Town Hall marked on the compass.” A pink arrow appeared and began to blink.
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DAY 12 - TIME approximately 5:00 A.M. - LOCATION: Steel Ranger’s Outpost, Big 52 SC Branch
Cold Shower greeted Henrietta with a nod as the griffon entered the bunker. “I hope my summon wasn't too hasty, but I could have a solution for both your payment and a trouble of mine.”
Henrietta took her time to look inside the room before replying to the paladin's words. The bunker central hall consisted of a large room with a low ceiling supported by a forest of pillars; there were shelves lined up against the walls and low metallic tables in the middle of the room, but instead of chairs the ponies used metal boxes that doubled as small cabinets. Henry noticed that there were no couches in this room, but there was a stair going up, probably to the observation posts, and a couple of metal doors closed with some sort of computerized lock.
In the room there were seven ponies: two of them wore the typical power armor of the rangers, but without their helmets Henry was easily able to recognize them as paladin Shower and paladin Gauss; the other five ponies were all new faces for the griffon; they were in chains and showed varying degrees of shame, fear or anger on their faces. Just looking at those muzzles made the griffon aware that whatever the paladin was going to offer wouldn't be good news. “I want double.”
Cold Shower ignored her and carried on speaking as soon as she was sure of having the mercenary's attention. “These are Steel Rangers still faithful to the elders. They decided to capitulate instead of fighting, since the base is irremediably lost, but they won't join our ranks. They need an escort to Tunnel Town, across the desert, so a good hired gun that doubles as air recon would be perfect.”
Henrietta cocked her head. “What am I, a foalsitter? I have my agenda, and you still owe me a load of caps!”
“Yes, I know, and this is where I'm offering you a helping hoof: we will keep Puppysmiles with us, hopefully finding a way to make her talk again. I'm quite sure that you haven't the slightest idea of how to help her, maybe we can do something about that. Oh, and I'll give you good weapons and special ammo, plus your caps; so, you're still declining?”
Getting help for Puppy and a bunch of new equipment just to make sure that these five silly ponies made it across Serpent Desert? That was too good to be true. “Where’s the catch?”
The paladin frowned. “I'm not trying to trick you! I need you to make a clean job and do it fast, and I'm sick of quarreling about every damn comma in a sentence. This is my first, last and only offer, if you don't accept I'll have to dispose of the prisoners by different means.”
At those words a young mare gasped, trying to step back. “B-but we are prisoners! You can't do that! We surrendered!” One of the other ponies, an older mare with a long scar along her cheek, hit the panicking pony with a hoof.
“Shut up, scribe. What did you expected? A cup of tea and some apologies for being too harsh?” The other three prisoners simply lowered their eyes, saying nothing, but the young mare insisted.
“Scribe Scold won't allow that! I am his best student! I am-” BLAM!
The room went mute, every pair of eyes staring at the still smoking muzzle of Gauss’ pistol; the young scribe shivered without looking at the hole in the wall nor at the hairs of her mane that slowly fell to the floor, next to a yellow stain that was rapidly spreading on her robe in the hindquarters. “Shut up and wait, scribe.”
To her credit, the young mare tried not to scream, but simply sobbed in silence. The other prisoners seemed almost ashamed of her, more than afraid of what just happened; the old mare with the scar looked directly at the scribe in contempt and anger.
Gauss turned to Henrietta, continuing the negotiation from where Cold Shower was interrupted. “We do what we have to do, griffon. Paladin Cold Shower and Scribe Scold decided to try a diplomatic approach to the matter, but not everypony is happy with that. So, what's your choice?”
The young mare was still sniffing, she muttered in a low voice, “I don't want to die...”
Henry looked at Gauss' eyes, then at the five prisoners, trying to ignore the stench of piss that was rapidly invading the room.
Fuck.
Everypony is a pretty pony, pretty my fucking eggs. This is for Puppy, I'm doing it for her. Hang on Henry. “Alright, alright! You win! I'll escort them north! But if I come back and Puppy isn’t here, you have gained yourself an enemy! And I'm faster than you with a gun, Paladin Robocolt, so don't even think you can impress me with some cheap tricks like that!”
The paladin smiled back at the mercenary, nodding slowly at her remarks; he didn't seem very impressed.
“Now I'm going to speak with that Scold guy to be sure he won't do anything weird with my friend, you better get these five ponies ready before I'm back.” The griffon walked out of the bunker as if she was the princess of the place.
As soon as she was out of sight Gauss burst into a laugh. “What a crybaby! I can't believe it, and she dares calling herself a mercenary!”
“Close that trap, Gauss, we need her... nice bluff anyway...” Cold cut him short.
“I wasn't bluffing....”
“Gauss, sometimes you scare me.”
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DAY 12 - TIME approximately 5:30 A.M. - LOCATION: Steel Ranger’s Outpost, Big 52 SC Branch
“What do you mean by she's gone? She was with that red pony! Scold! She can't be gone! Where's that scribe?” Henrietta was freaking out completely; she hadn’t even spent half an hour talking with the rangers and Puppy had already disappeared. “I... I can't believe it! This is a joke, right? She's going to jump from behind a corner and yell 'surprise!' and I'll look like a fool, right?”
The young acolyte was forced to backpedal as the griffon stalked towards him. “I.. I don't know, Scribe Scold went for a walk and he's still not back...”
“Yes but did he have the foal with him or not?”
“I... I don't know... wait, he’s there! Go talk with him please, I really really really have to go bye!” The young soldier galloped away while Henrietta tried to spot the old unicorn.
Scold trotted into the camp after giving one last look to the horizon, “May you find happiness one day, little pony-” The red caped pony turned his head to have a look at the camp but instead he found himself once again facing that griffon brat. “Oh, you’re back already...”
“Yeah, yeah, where is Puppy?” snapped the mercenary.
“Don’t worry, she is being taken care of... did you accept Shower’s offer?”
Henry nodded, still quite upset. “Sure, but I want to see Puppy before going.”
The scribe smiled and looked the griffon in the eyes. “There is no need to check on the foal, she will be fine. Trust me on this one and help those five ponies, they need you way more than Puppy, at this moment.”
Those eyes, so... charming... yes, Puppy had to be safe, especially if the scribe was saying so, right? “I... I forgot what I was about to say.”
“Probably nothing important. Look, there’s Paladin Gauss, you better check if they’re ready to leave.” The scribe smiled again, a simple trick for a simple mind... and he wasn’t even proud of his stare.
Gauss came out from the bunker, followed by the five ponies, now free from the chains and escorted by a group of armed acolytes. “Miss Brightfire! The group is ready! Miss Brightfire!”
The griffon moved toward the paladin, opened her beak to say something, but immediately paused to study the bunch of ex-prisoners. “They aren’t armed... how am I supposed to take them across Serpent Desert without a weapon?”
“I don't know, give them yours... or make a stop at Rusty Manor and buy some. Good luck, tough girl...” The paladin now wore his helmet, but it was quite evident that he was enjoying the moment.
Henrietta ignored this provocation and shrugged. “I'm more than enough... you keep an eye on Puppy and everything will be all right. Goodbye, Not-Robocolt...”
“Call me that again and I-”
“Yeah yeah, I know that story, I use it too.” The griffon ignored the ranger's threat and waved at the five ponies. “Group, let's move, this place smells.” The mercenary walked out of the encampment heading north, followed by the others.
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Hello again, my little ponies! I have some hot off the presses news for you this morning, and it’s absolutely incredible! Easy Filly Butterfly 23 reported a light and magic show south of Rust Manor, in the direction of Ivory Tower. I don't have many details, but it seems like someone attacked the place with some really big guns, because that light show could be clearly seen from miles away! The whole fight seems to have lasted no more than five minutes, maybe a little longer, but it ended with the biggest explosion ever... well, after that one we saw in at Salt Cube City... anyhow, I don't know who attacked who or why, but the area surrounding Ivory Tower should be avoided if you don't have urgent business there.
And now, worse news... a caravan was found razed near Ironworks, the corpses of at least eight guards were lying dead along with the trader and his family. The Wild Herd is doing things seriously this time. Please, be cautious and try to travel in groups. Avoid the area if at all possible.
Now, some music for those ponies that have lost their way and can't go back home. May a lone star guide you, my little ponies, this is Pony Marcus and it is for you.
I can see that lone star from a thousand miles away
calling me back home though I ventured far astray
when I see that beacon shine and call me all alone
it calls me back to Equestria and a home.
DAY 12 - TIME approximately 9:30 A.M. - LOCATION: North of Broccoli, Big 52 S Branch
The yellow filly zoomed along the Big 52 on her red racer, following the pink arrow blinking on the compass.
“I knew mom was okay... I mean, ah, I was just a bit, uh... tired? Yeah, I was tired, not worried! And that Creepy Voice didn't stop chatting all the time, with all her blah blah blah... I mean, duh, who needs wings anyway?” Puppy chats never seemed to meet an end, she jumped from one topic to another in a manner that only a mindless machine could actually stand. “Do you know what’s scary? I was in that place with the silver rain and then I woke up in a whole different place! Maybe I sleepwalked? Hey Mr. Voice, are you listening?”
“Affirmative. Vocal interface is active.”
“Good, I wonder where Henry went again, she keeps disappearing... oh well, I guess she'll be in the next town, what was its name again?“
“Broccoli.”
“Ew, I hate broccoli... did I say that?”
“Forty Eight times.”
“Well, yeah, because I hate them for real... I hope mom isn’t there to buy broccoli because I didn't scoot all this road just to have a broccoli pie for lunch!”
In the distance, an old road sign stated that travelers were now leaving the central branch of the Interequestrian Route 52 and entering its south branch. Somepony had written underneath it: Broccoli, 12 kilometers.
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Footnote: Level up! (13)
New perk added: Specialized Loyalty - No Puppy, you’re doing it wrong! Here, let me help... With this perk, you will be capable of using the explosives, lockpick, medicine, repair, science, and survival score of a present ally instead of yours in skill checks. In addition, the presence of certain allies during encounters will provide additional dialogue options.
This fanfiction is based on Fallout Equestria by Kkat; a familiarity with the source material may aid your understanding.
You can read Fallout Equestria by Kkat on Equestria Daily
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
If you enjoy Fallout Equestria Side Stories you will want to check the Fallout Equestria Side Stories post on Equestria Daily and the Fallout Equestria Side Stories thread on Ponychan
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/fallout-equestria-side-stories.html?commentPage=1
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/fic/res/58852.html
The Ponychan group is also a hatching ground that you can join if you want to share your experience, writing or comments with us.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KaoFWVlFlMjYR2KmTWxwCYnvTZQcjEULO9YHSaqqk9U/edit?hl=en_US#
Huge thanks to Llama Llumps, Easteu and Anonsamurai for helping me both with the language and the eternal struggle of keeping the story on its rails ^_^
*squee* more puppy
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Actually, I appreciate very much your analysis of the mechanics behind the story, they are mostly what I was thinking while deciding what this story was going to be and I'm happy that they seem to work quite well
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thank you, the whole "nightmare" idea was one of the things i was worried about the most; so fat it was manageable and in the future I have plans, I just hope it will keep working in the right way.
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actually, I was convinced to read it, i have a PDF version and it will be my reading when I'll be at the university in the middle of november, with end of ponies and some others.
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Thank you and thank you ^_^
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it's not healthy reading that much! but i'm honored ^_^
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choosing musics is always a part that I love while writing this fic, finding the fitting song for the right moment is fun
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Yeah I know some of them are a bit forced, but in project horizon there was a Documentary projected and Puppy needs some stupid icons to assimilates things with... I merged the two things, but I'm trying to keep that at the minimum and only as a comedy relief.
What else? oh yes, i'm going away 3 days, I'm sorry but I won't be able to answer anything in these days and chapter 15 will be badlt delayed, please be patients
Thank you for your attention and all the feedback
Mimezinga
P.S. Puppy wanted to go out for halloween, she wanted to be dressed like pinkie pie, I managed to convince her that Space Captain Andromeda was good enough, but it wasn't easy.
BANG! BOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
Apparently Puppy's creepiness is as contagious as her happiness
*ehem ehem*
MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
"the only one that held some meaning for an observer was the Solaris logo, with its male alicorn and the company motto 'Try the alternative' encircling the image." (emphasis mine)
That. Is. The. Best. Line. Of all time.
Another great chapter, Mime, and you really had me worried for a moment that it was all going to come to a head and Puppy was going to break after the strike.
Gotta love Rods from God(dess)!
YUS!!!...
Haha! Great chapter! I feel bad for Puppy Miss Creepy voice harrasing such a cute foal. Love the story, & I love 'Henry' in this chapter.
puppy has the worst shit happen to her.... still i think it would be cool to be her....
but when i think about this im left with a sense of wonder and saddness. the same way i do when i play the game... ps learning how to draw puppy, not good but still trying my best. my get one or two good sketches out of me in 1 or 2 weeks, not alot to go of of though in the way of anatomic movement and frame traits.
epic story so far and did i see a gears of war reference with the hammer of dawn
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That seems a bit harsh, don't you think?
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Actually it's ARCHIMEDES from fallout new vegas. Similar concept though.
@Trill
Obvious troll is obvious.
Maybe next time.
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Wow, so zombie pony who fuzzled with envirosuit and oozes deadly pink cloud is cute for you? You are hardcore, bro!
henry is gonna be pissed when she gets back
anypony else got the WTF bomb and shoop da woop effect when the missles went down?
cuz that made theis even funnier.
also, puppetsmiles is an epic name.
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The circumstances regarding Twilight's state have been established to some extent in the main Fallout: Equestria story—I highly recommend it.
Awesome Spaceballs reference. Now you just need a Mel Brooks cameo hawking Puppysmiles merchandise along the big 52. Do eeet!
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What's to stop you from posting your own Fallout FIM fic? It's not like Mime beat you to the punch, seeing as Kkat did long before along with Somber and the rest. Do it, and let the readers judge who can write a 'good' fallout fic.
Anyways, congratulations again, Mime, you got YOUR OWN page for Pink Eyes on ED!
You.
I don't understand why, but everything you do is just great. Language not withstanding.
Henry's name is a reference to the anime Gunslinger Girl, right? I mean, come on! Her father's name is Jose, full name Henrietta . . . Not to mention all the times you referred to her as the "gunslinger girl."
Can't wait to see Puppy's next adventure! Broccoli city, eh? beggars can't choose. Now all I need is some nice cheese sauce... And that's great that you're gonna read Past Sins! Also, for Pyros: I looooooooooooooove air!
Is there a GDocs version of chapter 14? GDocs Ch13 didn't have a new link at the end... and I like to save these as PDF :3
I REQUIRE ADDITIONAL STORY
A month ago I discovered Ponies were awesome. Two weeks ago I discovered that my favorite fictional universe (Fallout) had been crossed with one of my new favorite (Equestria). After reading the 41 chapters of FO:E non-stop, I discovered Pink Eyes and instantly fell in love for the story of Puppysmiles. Keep writing awesome fiction!
P.S. I also tried to propose a Fallout: Equestria based game to my group. I was met with looks of absolute horror. We never spoke of it again. However I have been sneaking in references and ideas from both pink Eyes and FO:E into my games. Hee hee hee...
Puppetsmiles will now be haunting my nightmares. I hope you're happy.
Also, that was a very worrisome Heroic Blue Screen of Death. Puppy's sanity may not last much longer, and when it gives way, I fear for the Wasteland...
This is the first side story to F:E that I have liked! (not that the others were bad I just didn't care for them ) I can't wait for the next updates!
can has new chapter now? puppy please?
I'm back from the convention, this means that i'll begin writingg the chapter and in a week or so it should be out; excuse me if i'm not replying to all the messages right now but they're quite a lot; as usual i thanks all those that left some feedback and now i'll reply to some more specific questions.
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FOREVER ANGRY! I'm part of the chapter too, bro... Uhm, Puppy is yellow, so che could be part of the chapter, too...
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As a personal rule I try not to put any of the canon characters into the story more than with a couple of shoutouts, so I'm not sure there will be any real big involvement with the mane 6 in this story, since I don't wat the story to go against the FoE canon.... I'm already dangerously playing with the pink cloud, let's cut some risk ^_^
If you want some mane characters developement, go for FoE from Kkat (Word Of God) or Project Horizons, both are great readings and inspired me into writing this one ^_^
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Eh, finding a way to sneak it in wasn't easy, I hope it was good enough ^_^ There's also a quite evident Star Wars reference...
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I love that manga, originally Henry had to be called Dorriella, but in the end I found that Henry was a better nick than Dori
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The Gdocs are mostly there for the purpose of Editing, but when a chapter is edited and ready it gets linked with the others and I swear that a day I'll create a Gdocs index.
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Curious facts: the Ponified Llama song is a tribute to my first reviewer and fan, Llama Llumps, it turned out being also a funny song... I could go for a full version, one day or the other... but I think that it already exists somewhere.
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Oh the pain of not having pony loving friends, they don't understand ç_ç
On the other side, if they played my stoopid campaign this story wasn't going to be written... oh well...
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your skill on detecting the tropes is something really sweet ^_^ aaand... Y U no like Puppetsmiles? Puppetsmilnes likes you!
Again, for everyone that is asking, i think that chapter 15 will be out in 7-10 days, I arrived home from the convention today, I'm very sorry ç_ç
Thank you for all the feedback and your attention
Mimezinga
P.S. Puppy was happy to see me back today, but she cried when she heard that at Lucca Comics and Games Hasbro didn't bring a single pony ç_ç
on the other side, i met a Pinkie and a Rainbow cosplayers, and some other brony, so yay! Oh and i brushied for the first time Snow Catcher! Brushie brushie brushie!
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Now that would be so cool.
What chapter is that space marine?
This is an amazing story! I'm still blown away by how much this diverges from the style of the other two main stories, while still working perfectly. Your blend of horror and childishness is spot on every time. Keep up the great work!
I'm going to begin adding Pink Eyes information to the Fallout Equestria Wiki. I should have done so on my first read through, but I was to engrossed to stop and take notes. It fine though, since I need to reread it while I wait for the next chapter! SOON!!!! (please)
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I had exactly the same experience! Been almost exactly one month since I started reading, and about 3 weeks since I found Project Horizons.
I haven't read the main FO:E stories, and I don't plan on doing so now that this has gotten my attention. Pink Eyes not only gets me my crossover fix, but it's inspirational to see the results of Mime's experiments with comedy and Cormac McCarthy. It's easy to do justice to the Fallout series, but MLP:FiM's significance comes from more than equines and magic; innocence is the key, at least in my opinion. To remind readers of something everyone believes dies away too quickly, and to encourage it to return despite every adversity...There's just something so special about that.
Thanks.
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That's a shame because the main FO:E and Project horizons especially are VERY good. You could say they go beyond crossover and actually stand up as excellent literary works in their own right (not that this story isn't also very good). I would highly recommend reading them.
My God, another side story that is better than the Main Story.
Lovely fic you got here, I have fallen in love with Puppysmiles.
Just read through all of this having found ponies and then the FO crossovers. Enjoyed this more than the last chapters of FO:E!
Here's the start of my next pic for your henri/puppysmilespreview It should be finished over the weekend.
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It's from the angry marines, try googling them, there should be something on the net
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thank you very much, if you need anything just ask, especially if something seems to not work
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to emerald shores, obviously
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not impossible, but he still says he's not a cross dresser
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thank you very much, actually i think the story is keeping together mostly because of thing not being explored too much, but as long as it holds together...
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yup, FoE and FoE:PH are really great works and i encourage everyone that still didn't do it to go and read them
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nah, no side story is better than FoE, really, this story exists only because Kkat is awesome
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thank you again, but again, i loved last DFoE chapters and frankly i think they are way better than my story
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original FoE chapters are as long as 5 of my chaps, they are not tortuos, they are simply big, but i love them as they are
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lovely pic, i can't wait to see it finished ^_^
and now... maklak...
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you wrote a poem, i'm not sure i'll answer to everything here, but i'll try.
chapter 1) the gas: 5% concentration was tossed in on the consideration that it was a magic cloud and it needed at least to be visible in the air, but the percentage can be varied as soon as something canon will be given
chapter 9) puppy is not affected by mind control because she has no brain waves, it's just that easy
chapter 11) not being the story focused on how badass puppy is in fights, i could give her a god with stone perk and it wouldn't change very much the plot, but yes, i combined a couple of perks from different weapons that if put together could become really strong if you had a real weapon to use them with
chapter 12) nope, it's not NMM, just a necromantic entity way weaker than the original, it's explained later. and yes, actually SolOS is being bullied by puppy; he gave her the opportunity to leave more than once whenever they met and he fough only with what he had, not even trying to trick her, but the nightmare convinced puppy he was a cheater and puppy is easy to trick
chapter 13) yes, the helmet was detached and gauss was inside the base, i don't think that's really strange; if you are wearing a full sealed power armor you'll want to breath some fresh air as soon as you get inside the base perimeter...
about puppy's composition, i think this wasn't clear... there is a chunk of heart and some bone fragments but the suit is fully filled with fuid pink cloud puppy is not a ghoul but some sort of abomination; the whole creature has from little to nothing to do with the actual functionality of the suit, at this point it should be evident that puppy keeps going because something is keeeping her alive despite of whatever they toss against her. the mass of goo is way heavier than 180g, it has more or less the same weight of a foal; 180 g is what's left of puppy's heart.
if something is still not clear, try asking and i'll try replying.
thank you for all the feedback and your attention
mimezinga
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Ah, than You for clearing some things up. I apologize if I was criticizing this story too harsh, I just had a few brain farts while reading it. I also mercilessly bashed some flaws in FE. Not because it is bad, but because it is good. Critique helps correct some mistakes, and improves quality. Oh, and my comments do tend to be long.
On lots of people finding Puppy cute, and me seeing a monster in her: She seems cute on the surface, and being nice to her is much safer than any alternative, but she is a walking disaster zone, and something overall terrible. To me her body is beyond repulsive, and a crime against reality itself.
Maybe 5% gas was just the amount needed to instantly penetrate a 'space suit', not what was needed to kill a pony not wearing one. Then again she lived under Canterlot, and chemical weapons tend to be heavier than air to remain close to the ground. A valley would be a natural trap, and there could actually be more gas than air at the bottom. Besides I argued about exhaust capability of a dragon with Kkat, because getting like 1 km^3 gas in a few days from a talisman made no sense to me, and her (his?) version is congruent with that big black cloud in the dragon episode, so whatever.
BTW, all speakers in Canterlot now emit deadly static, and she does have a radio that is good.
I didn't notice that the Paladin without helmet was inside, I get distracted reading sometimes. Maybe write, that his helmet and not his visor was off during the next round of fixes.
Consider adding kilograms of unidentified goo to Scribe's description of Puppysmile's contents.
I don't know enough about rail-guns to complain about orbital cannons. There are lots of technical problems, but maybe they were solved by Solaris (ammo burning up in the atmosphere, need to compensate for rotation of Equestria and Coriolis forces, so cannot shoot straight, lots of fuel needed to maintain a satellite assuming thruster drive, etc.) It is good, that those satellites have engines to instantly compensate for recoil, that solves at least some problems. What bugs me the most is that satellites normally need hours to move around, yet half of them was over battle zone within minutes. Then again maybe they were over Zebra land, and activating kill-sat gun for the first time repositioned the satellites to orbits over Puppy's head. Still, 1800 km is not geostationary (at least for earth), and even with orbits above Puppy, satellites would spend most of their time outside range. Anyway the fact that they worked at all after 200 years is a testament to Solaris reliability. I see them as about as good as the other corporations, but with less quality assurance.
Yes, You cleared up Nightmare not being NM, but something weaker in comments to later chapters. I was just writing posts as I read the chapters. In any case Watcher will have an opportunity to freak out as Puppy gets more blue. I more or less understand now, how and why a Nightmare would be interested in Puppysmiles. Those things like to go for strong and long-living bodies. As for tricking Puppysmiles, it seems to be the best form of persuasion that works on her. Use baby talk to get what you want from her, pat her on the helmet, and send her where she'll be somepony else's problem.
I didn't like LP replacing DJ PON3 at first, but I kinda see why. Those are different parts of Equestria, and more importantly there are no DJ PON3 broadcasts about other heroes than "The wasteland heroine", so now I think it was actually a good move.
At first I thought Henrietta was younger, and would go seek other griffins after her father died, but now she is a full-fledged mercenary. I like the chicken jokes, even tough she isn't Scotaloo.
So it's Saturday, and there is no update as of yet - not necessarily to say that I'm whining (much). But so far you've been pretty consistent with your updates, which leaves me to believe that something that has come up is preventing you from updating. So whether it be some issue with real life or just a slight case of writer's block, I thought you might like some encouragement: Good luck, and keep goin' at it. We all support you.
On another note... GIVE ME MOAR!!!!! I mean... If that's alright with you... Er, puppy please?
well, about the update, chapter 15 is under pre-reading and editing, can't say when it will be out but it's on the right way... sorry but from november i'll have to do a lot of things in real life, so the chapters will slow down.
mimezinga
25420 i realy dont think anyone will mind we all have life comeout to block the pony's every once in a wile...i guess as long as there will still be Puppy Smiles i will still be happy
Henri/Puppysmiles finished And done.
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In all honesty, the poses could use work. The awkward placement of the limbs and an overall sense of linearity don't convey the exaggerated anger of the subject matter. Try seeing "the big picture" of the underlying structures of your characters; establishing a "line of action" and a definite silhouette in anything from a person to a pony can really add the visual punch you're looking for.
Otherwise, I think you've got Puppy and Henrietta down. The details are unique and intriguing (although you ought to avoid depending entirely on those sorts of things), and the overall looks and colors of the characters match well enough with the subject matter to weed its way into my headcanon, if that makes any sense. Just practice not only with ponies, but with people and human movement; if you keep up that willingness to learn and grow, your art really will stand the test of time.
Now I'll be honest I told myself several times while I read this story twice I wouldn't get emotionally invested in the characters but you've made it quite hard to keep that promise to myself, Puppy's motivation is extremely believable given her age and to be quite honest I can believe this without a high suspension of disbelief given the backdrop. However, while Puppy's quest should be first and foremost since it is her story, I believe it leads to a lack of character motivation with regards to supporting characters, sure Henrietta's motivation for helping Puppy is believable but she also seems to think of Puppy as a liability due to her naivete, so it would be nice if you cast Henrietta as a big sister motif or motherly motif so that her character has a third dimension instead of just owing Puppy her life. I feel there needs to be a bit more since Henrietta seems to believe Puppy leads her into more danger and could get her killed, however this is merely my opinion and if you don't wish to include it you don't have to. To sum up though, this is a rather amazing story despite the one flaw I mentioned, and holds up well against it's inspiration, having read both series I can honestly say I get a high level of satisfaction from both and have shed tears over both.
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Mimezinga, I'm an indie games programmer/developer... I was wondering if you would be at all interested in a Fallout: Equestria game (which it seems you are from this post)
I would definitely work on such a game *if* we had solid story writers (would love to have Kkat on board for direction) an art team, world designers, etc. It's a full blown job so obviously there needs to be a team put together, one fan isn't going to cut it sadly.
Please give it some thought :)
email: rexhunter99@gmail.com
22368 ALWAYS ANGRY!!! ALL THE TIME!!!
The only pony character I could ever see as Angry Marine Chapter material would be Fluttershy. (Pause to laugh at all the "WTF" expressions going on) I've always had this senario play out in my head.
Angry Marine (AM) arrives by random means onto Equestria. AM ends up threatening Fluttershy's friends because of anger. Fluttershy uses The Stare on AM and he retreats from the planet by random means once again because he saw more hidden rage than the entirity of his chapter combined. AM tells his chapter about Fluttershy and they decide to hunt down said being for heresy cause it's impossible for something to more angry than an AM. Chapter Master and Librarian find Fluttershy and friends, get caught by the stare, and retreat as well. The next day Fluttershy opens her door to find the entire Angry Marine chapter bowing to her, yelling at the top of their lungs for her to teach them her ways of Anger!
When i saw the Archimedes reference, I was like,
OH SHIT
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Derpy, out
An accidental orbital bombardment set to "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head." Fucking brilliant. Pure Fallout humor.
"Henry gained speed and kept flying straight despite the chocking grip Puppy had around her neck." - choking
"try heading for Salt Cube City or Tunnel town for trading your goods" -
"The foal turned towards Ivory tower" - Fus ro YAY
"separated into it’s many elements" - "it's" is a contraction. Use "its" when you're using it possessively.
"Why didn’t they stop? wasn’t that enough?" - The missing capital letter is making Applebloom cry
"Destroying the place where Mister voice told her that mom was" - You used "mister Voice" in previous chapters
"you’re just an immortal shade playing around and making everything seem easy" - Did you mean shadow?
"but there was a stair going up" - Try were stairs
"In the room there were seven ponies: two of them wore the typical power armor of the rangers" - Why do you keep using colons like this?
"Henry was easily able to recognize them as paladin Shower and paladin Gauss" - FYI, titles should be capitalized
"Hey Mr. Voice, are you listening?" - Is it "mister Voice", "Mister voice", "Mister Voice", or "Mr. Voice"
I shall always choose Solaris Inc. as my main siege weapon system
Solaris: try the alternative™
20512 You're missing a > in that first reply
*Rushes to the next chapter*
Screw History class! I need to finish this story!