The sun was shining and the birds were singing. It was another perfect morning in Equestria.
The great palace in the city of Canterlot was already buzzing with activity, with servants dashing here and there, making the Palace look as pristine as the day of its creation. Guards were rotating their shifts, relieving the weary night watch, so they could get some rest and prepare for the next night.
The grand table in the dining hall was being laid out for a glorious feast, as the Monarch of the Sun, the Infallible Princess of the Day, the one with the Great White Flanks... Princess Celestia, walked into the room. Her refined hoofsteps sounded like pure crystal bells on the marble floor.
Several ponies were already seated at the table, her exhausted younger sister, Princess Luna. Her beloved niece Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and her husband, Prince Consort Shining Armor. Celestia gave each of them a chipper morning greeting as she took a seat on her favourite cushion.
Due to a recent and fantastical event, usual Court proceedings had been cancelled and the royal group engaged in idle chatter as they waited for their newest guest to make an appearance. Small talk was something that most ponies took for granted, yet these four individuals usually had little time for such a thing, so as mundane as it seemed, to them it was like Hearth's Warming.
Once the great clock in the distance chimed ten times, the dining room door swung open as their unusual guest entered. While he only wore a simple buttoned white shirt and a pair of striped boxers, he strode in looking like a million bits. He winked to a cute maid pony as he took a seat next to Shining Armor and smiled widely at his new acquaintances.
"Good morning everyone!" Kai grinned.
"Good morning Kai," Celestia replied. She gave the human a warm smile as a maid poured him some coffee. "I do hope you're adjusting to Equestrian life-"
Her sentence was cut off as the doors swung open once more, with much greater force this time. A frantic lavender Alicorn rushed in, her mane and tail were tussled and sticking out in places, and her wings looked like they could use a good preening.
"Hah... S-sorry everypony. I had some... uh, research that took all night... and most of the morning..." she chuckled nervously as she sat down at the table, trying to straighten her mane. "So uh, yeah. Morning everypony!"
"If you can still call it that," Shining retorted. He was a soldier and therefore used to rising before the sun and not sleeping until it had well and truly set. And while Twilight had never been much of a morning pony, this was still late for her. Shining looked at the human next to him and frowned. "The day is almost half over, just what have you been doing?"
Kai leaned in close to Shining as he pulled out a pair of sunglasses and slipped them onto his face. Shining's expression suddenly changed from annoyance to one of great shock.
"Your sister."
PFFFT
5577089 - I REGRET NOTHING!!!
that was funny.
I love it I would give a million bits to see shining's face with just that little comment.
my vote is let this chapter stand.
Harts Fire
You magnificent bastard.
You glorious bastard you!!
Oh god imagine if this was canon??
Dude, I did not expect to see my name in another author's work, let alone have an entire chapter based on one of my comments! Thank you very much! I am honored!
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5577241 - It made me laugh and I felt inspired... Thanks!
5577095 *facepalms to hide a smile*
5577245 Any time! And by the way, I did feel like turning that comment into an official thing in one of my stories, but I'm perfectly cool with you keeping that chapter there if you want! Besides, I love the fact that you mentioned my name in it, so it makes me feel all warm 'n fuzzy inside! *\(No homo! )/* (Of course, a different human would be used in my story, so no need to worry about plagiarism or anything like that! Plus, it would be the result of different situations.)
Thanks for the early birthday present
OOOHHH BURN!
Bwa ha ha ha ha! KEEP THIS, just put (out take- Not canon) at the end.
That said... this wan kinda evil. Been looking forward to the morning after and this got my hopes. Though props for making my laugh out loud.
By the way, highlight the " *\(No homo! )/* " if you want your brain to rattle a little.
It was supposed to be a mouthless face holding a pair of pom-poms, but I kinda figured it wouldn't be necessary. Besides, it's something completely different if it's highlighted this way!
Also, I suppose you could highlight the one in this comment if you want!
By the way, if you color any text in your Author's Notes to "#f5f5f5", then you can throw hidden text into your notes! That way, it can only be seen if someone highlights it! Might be something fun to do if you want to mess with people's minds!
For example, one may see a simple empty "Quote Box" below this text!
When HIGHLIGHTED, however, a hidden message may appear!
You walked into that one, Shiny!
GG, Kai, GG.
FUCKING REKT.
5577157
Perfect
Research... Yeah....
*Shining Armor Role*
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.....That scare to me.
And guess who is writing that scene?
<------ This guy.
I figured you'd do a small chapter like this. If only it was longer
hahahahahahahaha! wow. why do i feel like shining next action would be to maul him?
Finally got around to reading this update (I have a lot of stories to keep up with) and after the end this image was the ad. Note the object on the right. And then think about how the object on the left may have been involved...
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Oh mail!
Like a boss!
5584002 I just dislike the 'human is part of the elements' idea that many writers use in their self inserts or gary stus that just says 'hey, i'm a main character now! see how awesome i am!'. Although this story isn't one of those, is still leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
5586730 Because in the canon, they didn't. They kissed at the end of the previous chapter, but that's as far as it went.
what happen next?
This story will go straight to the favorites list. I loved it - one of the really good HIE stories.
-oh, by all means DO keep the last chapter. I LOVED Kai's last words!
5618967 - I'm gonna keep it, just won't be canon.
5619033
Yay.
Although I think, that if I were Kai, I'd
bangmake sweet love to herAnd the way no details were given, it can still be decent and avoid the Mature tag.
Wait a minute no mature tag appeared? But i wanted to read about booty that was being plundered!
5637525 here here
5746371 - I REGRET NOTHING!
silently screaming over this because I'm in school
I have a question is kai still alive is that why theirs no more post im pretty sure shinny armor kill him in that very spot.
Possibly the best chapter in the story. Real smooth Ausbrony! Not canon? Well, still great.
Dying... Oww... Laughing hurts... XD
5637525 Swiggity swooty!
The ending reminds me of that scene in A Million Ways To Die In The West.
Clench: "Where'd you learn how to shoot?"
Albert: "Your wife!"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On days like these, ponies like you...
*puts on shades*
Are getting rekt on.
It hurts... the laughing....
It hurts....
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT
IT FUCKING HURTS
And that is how Kai died a gruesome and terrible death. As an older brother, I can attest to this. I would blink (shock), punch him in the face (anger), and then he would disappear for an indeterminate amount of time while he and I got... acquainted. He may or may not survive depending on how he acted during the third stage.
My lungs... oh damn
Kai was never heard from again.
Worth it