Her exile has left Princess Luna with certain urges. She asks her big sister for advice, but Celestia is deep in a crossword puzzle.
Rated Teen for talking about adult thingies. No actual shipping involved. May contain some Trollestia.
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CoastalSarv
Old donkey from the north. Likes pie and strong black coffe.Avatar by KeePony: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/KeePony
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BUHA HA HAAA!! best, ending ever!
The ending is priceless.
Best. Ending. EVER.
"'Cause yesterday – the milk machine – it flirted with me!"
Can't... breathe! Laughing... too... hard!
This is laughable. By all means, continue.
I lol'd.
Oh god. At first, I honestly couldn't regard your fic too highly. The pacing feels off, and it just wasn't funny.
But then I got to the end. Seriously, that punchline was Hilarious. It caught me entirely off-guard and easily made me laugh out loud. The whole thing was worth reading Just for that joke! Awesome.
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Mt exact reaction
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The short skit was reworked from a "script" for a comic, so I understand if it feels off. Glad you liked the end.
Spelling/grammar needs work, but it's so funny I don't care too much.
Stories about Celestia/Luna's sexual proclivities tend to be amusing (barring Molestia and Lunaughty).
Poor Macintosh.
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English is only my second language, so I'll be grateful for any hints you might have, especially on grammar.
I think Luna got the Shape shifting part wrong!
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In her own views, she chose a form PERFECTLY designed for what she intended. (Think about it. What does a milking machine do, hm?)
BEST ENDING EVAAAARRRRR. They say the ending is the best part of a short story, You, good sir, have proved that statement correct.
I probably won't stop laughing for a looooooong time. I might be laughing...FOOOOREVER!
hmmmm
oh!
OH!
I JUST GOT THE PUNCHLINE!
Handy tip: You meant "letter", not "word", when referring to the crossword.
Also, most hilarious drabble you've thrown together.
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Ooh, thanks for the tip! Will correct. And thanks!
Fluttershy: LUNAAA!!!
Big Mac: Uh oh...
Very funny ending. But I feel sad for Luna - she MUST have so long expected release...
heh wrong rainbow pic
I Just laughed my ass off xDDDDDDD
we found this hilarious.
I was happy when this turned into a not-molestia. also, i think i may have just pissed myself laughing at that last line.
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Glad you liked it.
As you can see from its description, this is a finished piece, just a short drabble. I might very well write similar pieces, since I seem to have some kind of talent for jokes about ponies' sex life, but this is it, I'm afraid.
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clue me in? Didn't get the punchline
Other wise funny,
thought maybe crossword answer would be "dog" or "hoe"
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Luna took Celesita's snarky comment seriously, and shapeshifted into a form she thought would be useful for a one night stand. Think of that and combine it with Big Macintosh final horrified comment.
LOL, Big Macintosh doesn't want to do a milking machine.
Eeyup.
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But she only set it to three quarts...
That was fricken beautiful.
BAHAHAHA!
poor Big Mac. Just be thankful she didn't appear as a 'golden shower' huh?
>"Well it is not that easy to get into a relationship," she said. "There are not that many Immortals left – strange as that might sound – and as for mortals, it is bad enough to lose friends and devoted servants to time, I do not need to lose lovers as well."
Darn it, this makes my Luna-x-unicorn wafiu fic disproved. I can't allow this kind of attitude. *shakes fist*
Still, it's a nice funny one.
While the story itself was already priceless, Big Macintosh's finale there made it for me. Instant fav
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As tempted as I am to use an image macro of "I came" That was terrific. Very sweet and light and hilariously funny I wasn't expecting the ending and it was great. Poor Big Mac
Best ending this fic could have possibly had. Good job sir, good job.
Fuckin trollfic puttin a "Romance" tag on something that doesnt have any actual romance
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udge cakes
whatever man, whatever
I read this in public. Big mistake.
I think the men in white suits might be here soon.
I found this by accident when searching for something else, and I'm so glad I read it.
NOOO!! The milk machine said it loved ME!!! It lied!!!
Hey I reviewed this tonight!
Here
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Thanks! :)
A hilarious one shot but repetitive with the word "Lick To Wash."
..My word...
Grand ending, gotta say.