A Collection Of Geodesic One-Shots

by GeodesicDragon

[SoL C] BronyScot 2017

Author's Note:

This is something I wrote for one of the BronyScot threads on UK of Equestria.

I only found it recently, which is why you're only seeing it here nearly two years later.

Nessie ran into the shop as quickly as her hooves would carry her, startling the stallion behind the counter with her sudden presence.

"Quick!" she shouted. "My pipes have burst, and I must get them repaired as soon as possible; I need to practice for BronyScot!"

The stallion looked perplexed. "As much as I would love to be of assistance, Miss Nessie, I have to tell you that you're in the wrong shop," he said.

"How can that be?" Nessie scoffed. "This is the pipe shop, is it not?"

"Well, yes, but I don't deal with your kind of pipes," the stallion replied. "For you see..." He leaned forwards and looked Nessie in the eyes. "I'm actually a plumber."