Solar Eclipse: The Messenger

by The Lunar Samurai

A Flippin Foreword

A Flippin Forward
By:
Caleb (king of awesome)

So my friend asked me to write a forward for his book…which I have no idea what it’s about, except ponies. I have never done on of these before so I’m just gonna write a bunch of random crap. Well I guess I should talk about the author a little bit. The only thing I can really say about my bud Lunar that there should be a college major dedicated to understanding his mind. And to those brave souls who which to conquer this tough objective and minor in insane diabolical thinking is recommended. That’s all I have to say about him. Now what…blah blah blah…words words words. Hmmm well could tell you readers about me. Wait that’s probably not a good idea since the last person I met died from over exposure to the awesomeness. Anyways I don’t really know how long a forward is supposed to be. I guess I will just stop whenever I get bored. So I am eating a sandwich right now and it is quite delicious. It is like a group of wombats having a beach party in my mouth! And if you don’t know what that taste like, well its pretty good. Well I guess that’s all I really have to say. I hope you enjoy the book that this forward precedes. I still havnt read it so can’t tell you what to expect. I will get around to it eventually. Anyways till next forward!
And by the way, just a rule of thumb, keep your butt away from high powered electric fences. Even with clothing you aren’t safe…

Author's Note:

I must give a shout out to my editor, Joey8225. He stuck alongside of me and read what was originally crap so you don't have to.

Comments

[Joey8225]

Thanks for the kind words. It's called foreword not forward by the way. Forward is all about movement. Foreword is about words that comes before the real stuff.

That was all.

[The Lunar Samurai]

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And this is why you are my editor.

[Dj Aeternus Nox]

It was absolutely wonderful! Just wonderful! This was better than any other story i have read.

[The Lunar Samurai]

Thanks for the 140 views guys.

[The Lunar Samurai]

I don't know how, but every day this accumulates more and more views. I'm pleasantly perplexed.