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// A Flippin Foreword 
// Story: Solar Eclipse: The Messenger 
// by The Lunar Samurai 
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A Flippin Forward
By:
Caleb (king of awesome)

So my friend asked me to write a forward for his book…which I have no idea what it’s about, except ponies. I have never done on of these before so I’m just gonna write a bunch of random crap. Well I guess I should talk about the author a little bit. The only thing I can really say about my bud Lunar that there should be a college major dedicated to understanding his mind. And to those brave souls who which to conquer this tough objective and minor in insane diabolical thinking is recommended. That’s all I have to say about him. Now what…blah blah blah…words words words. Hmmm well could tell you readers about me. Wait that’s probably not a good idea since the last person I met died from over exposure to the awesomeness. Anyways I don’t really know how long a forward is supposed to be. I guess I will just stop whenever I get bored. So I am eating a sandwich right now and it is quite delicious. It is like a group of wombats having a beach party in my mouth! And if you don’t know what that taste like, well its pretty good. Well I guess that’s all I really have to say. I hope you enjoy the book that this forward precedes. I still havnt read it so can’t tell you what to expect. I will get around to it eventually. Anyways till next forward!
And by the way, just a rule of thumb, keep your butt away from high powered electric fences. Even with clothing you aren’t safe…