Billybob the Butt Bandit comes to Ponyville to plunder the plentiful plots of the populous of ponies while fighting the evil forces of King Sombrero and his army of Ass Ninjas.
There once was a booty so great and so phat, that any and all who beheld it wished only to tap dat. 'Twas no ordinary booty, this ass was cash, over the possession of this treasure, many nations did clash. Only one one soul, a heart of pure funkaliciousness, can tame the mighty beast and give it the business.
I sincerely hope you read this poem aloud in school. Also, it was a great poem; I suck at ryhmes.
10/10 would fap again. Looking forward to next chapter.
I... I... Ummmm...
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Okay...
Seriously though, I will read it. At least you're doing your part in making it interesting.
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That is a lot of numbers and letters. The image must have been quite the spectacle.
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It was... Which is sad because it was a perfect picture for this...
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Ha ha! I have found a way of getting the picture on there!
Still, consider this story liked, and yourself followed.
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Huzzah!
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Good to see I'm not alone!
Larry the Lubricant!!
I'm fucking dying. I'm dead now, thanks.
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No problem.
I sincerely hope you read this poem aloud in school. Also, it was a great poem; I suck at ryhmes.
10/10 would fap again. Looking forward to next chapter.
I will read this at a later date. Favorited so I may someday find it again.
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Epitome, my friend. Spelled super funky, I know!
Keep going >:D
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You would expect anything less?
Celestia dares to mock the greatest butt bandit in history!?