That was Beautiful... I have a sudden craving for cream corn now.

2060381 Thanks faggot. Honestly I hate creamed corn. I have no idea why I wrote this. Maybe it's my meds being faggots and wearing off.

It made me cream a little bit, if you know what I mean.

I mean my penis.

I can't thumb this down just because of that short description

b-bbut...
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What.

Thumbs up.

...I'm hungry...

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Just like CREAMED CORN

I hope somebody gets this reference

Wat.

best clopfic ever

2060763 Mah nigga.

WARNING! The following fic contains a purple unicorn giving herself an enema with creamed corn. Viewer discretion is advised.

Done, that's all I had to read. This is getting in my favorites right now right now.

Creamed is best corn.

Why not creamed PORN?

DICK

WHAT ARR U DOING???

DICK

STAAHPP!!!!!

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A-alrighty then...

I prefer deep-fried corn, because I know I am AMERICAN at heart.

The hell did I just read?!

2060991 A unicorn gives herself an enema using creamed corn. What? You've never seen that before?

2060697 Elmer J. Fap pls go

Oooookaaaayyyy?! I just read Equestrian pie an thought no one else is that insane to write a story of Somepony fucking food, I guess...I was proven wrong.

And then spike walks in

You've been featured in IRC, congrats

Hawt.

I.. Don't know what to do with this pants tent.

Well, I certainly thought my body was ready.

i'am never eating corn again

Brilliant!!!

2061968 thanks faggot.

Well I can say I laughed my ass off!! The absurdity of the fic just had me dying throughout, well until the end anyways. I may never eat corn again. It's my favorite.

Um...
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This fic is the giant boulder, and I'm Oprah.
This also works:
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2061972 I may have to write something like this... May I?

2063399 Go for it faggot. I won't care.

That was hot, I came. I like it when Twilight does weird freaky things, like my watersports story. Thumbs up! Hot hot hot

2063951 Thank You! Follow me for more weird shit!

.....

Well, to be fair, I kind of deserved that, considering the warning.

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Well that happened. And I'm ok with it.

Wow.....that's awesome

Lol I couldn't help but laugh but I did enjoy this story.

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Hilarious!

the fuck.......

i just finished having dinner when i read these last few words

"Oh fuck i'm hungry." Twilight said to herself. She leaned over and smelt the corn. Warm, and it smelt like her vagina and shit. She couldn't resist.

"Om nom nom nom!" Twilight said as she plunged her face into the corn and began eating it ravenously. She had never had a better, or more arousing meal in her entire life.

I think some of my brain cells comitted suicide

And now I am sitting here seriously pondering what the fuck I am doing with my life that possible possessed me to actually read this.