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Jar of Dirt


Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

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Chrysalis invades Canterlot again, but this time she has something different in mind. Now Shining Armor must fight for Equestria... Over a friendly game of Starcraft 2 multiplayer. In this unending plight of trash talking, accusations of cheating and bizarre tactics, who will prevail?

Written in a fashion non-gamers should be able to understand.

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if the description says what i think it says then this is getting instafaved :pinkiehappy:

edit : so ya that was a thing, the trash talk sold it.

It's StarCraft, not Starcraft.

The only counter to GGlords and Winfestors is obviously a Mothership.

Silly Chrysalis, Neural Parasite the Momma Ship!

LOL!
Thanks to the archeron toilet i can't breathe!
You are funny author. i keep eyeball in you.

Only one thing to do:
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Should've added

[xXxM1ssK3rr1g4nL0v3rxXx] has left the game.
[SexiboiiiBBBFF] was victorious!

at the end, just for lols.

Well, speaking as one who never plays online and has little to no basic knowledge of starcraft beyond; Don't lose all your units, I can say that this actually managed to make some sense. Still have no clue why Chrysalis would challenge Shining when apparently they were hopelessly outnumbered but whatever. I enjoyed it.

I was pretty much browsing the site, looking for a new story to hit my list. You, sir, made it.
Liked and Faved.
Will we be getting more? Please?:pinkiesad2:

For those of you unfamiliar with the Archon Toilet.

Bolt Thrower - Eternal War

2086704 Would be better if Cadance was Kerrigan when she was human and Chrysalis as the Queen of Blades

*sees title*
Hmm, haven't seen an AT in a while.
*reads short description*
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*reads fic*
Insta five mustaches :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:, fave and like! :pinkiehappy:
Only complaint i have - WHY THE HELL CASTERS AND in this case you, SAY ROBOTICS BAY?! The Robotics BAY is the building that unlocks the colossus. The Robotics FACILITY is the builging you make the actual units out of.

One last thing.
1st pylon after hitting 10 probes?
looool wood league much? :rainbowwild:

Banelings. Tons of Banelings.

TERRIBLE TERRIBLE DAMAGE!!!

Silly Shining. Should've feedbacked the Festies :P

I was excpecting overseers.....lots and lots of overseers...

Pinkie Pie is your armor, that's f'ing funny, i'll read it.
He got tired from a single Starcraft match? Not that this wasn't fun or anything, but I would've prefered two equally geared level 90 Arms Warriors duking it out in World of Warcraft.

Shining obviously doesn't know how to make a death-ball. Who the hell would include carriers in a death-ball?

Chrissy should have gone with the almighty Broodlord/Infestor. Instant gg.

Not that it's relevant anymore since the changes to Mothership, but even the awesome toilet had a counter - infestors.

Once the archons are all in, you would spam-throw as many infested terrans as you could into the vortex. They did three things - space out the imporant zerg units once the vortex was over to lessen splash, face-tank some of the intial archon shots (when the first 2-3 shots are by far the most important for the Toilet) and could do mad dps back when they were still capable of recieving zerg upgrades.

The story itself was a little choppy. A SC2 player myself (though even if I wasn't) - the constant narration of what units leads to what play leads to what build leads to what engage leads to what losses leads to what units was a bit mechanical. The moments with Pinkie and the smack talk were what sold the story, the in-depth description of the mechanics of SC2 were kind of distracting.

Welcome everyone...
TO BROOONNZEEE LEEAAAGUUE HEERROOESS!!

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