Celestia sighed, as the guards standing by the door dropped (most likely dead), and tried to think of what could keep her sister out of trouble. It was then that her pet phoenix swooped down from her perch and started to feast on the dead guards that an idea came to mind.

This, good sir, earned you a like and fav.

Ah the fickle ways of the slinky.

when i read this i had to play with my slinky

I'm plastic, suck it. is by far the funniest line I've read in awhile.

This is so random and so damn funny.

'Screw this. Rainbow slinky, looks like it just us. Now off to the unimaginable of hypothesis! Slinky, slinky, slinky, slinky, slinky, slinky, slinky, slinky...'

'Celestia sighed, as the guards standing by the door dropped (most likely dead), and tried to think of what could keep her sister out of trouble. It was then that her pet phoenix swooped down from her perch and started to feast on the dead guards that an idea came to mind.'

Funniest lines I've ever seen in a fanfic

Oh god. That.. that was... just... wow. I don't know what to say. The only word coming to mind is BRILLIANT!

"Well technically it's your death. I'm plastic. Suck it bitch!"

Someone has to make this into a meme.. oh god

(One day slinky I will have my revenge) probably what the guy is thinking.

I clicked on this story JUST because I read the word slinky. I am not at all disappointed.

She was still waiting for another of her students letters in her study, the fireplace burning one such letter that was impossible to read and was dismissed as a joke. Something about family...

I'm screaming.

1998468 Holy crap i cant belive i forgot about this! You sir deserve a grand mustache!

>>>Celestia sighed, as the guards standing by the door dropped (most likely dead), and tried to think of what could keep her sister out of trouble. It was then that her pet phoenix swooped down from her perch and started to feast on the dead guards that an idea came to mind.>>>

You forgot to mention Celestia devouring the guards' souls to maintain her immortality. Since that's how it works. Since she's secretly a demon.

This is an interesting story, but you might want to get a proof-reader (or a better one if you already have one.)
The first sentence has a punctuation error in it, and the rest of the story is riddled with problems.

I'm not trying to be mean, this really is a rather hilarious story aside from the grammar, but I feel you might want to fix all the errors. Consider using a spellchecker or asking someone to fix it?

In fact, I'd be willing to. I've got nothing better to.

That slinky is a jerk. *Stares at my slinky* I'm watching you.

I think I'm dying. My brain... she is gone. I am dead. Not beeg sooprise.

Is it weird that I saw the slinky picture, and I honestly thought King Sombra had to be involved in some manner?

1998468 GO SLINKY GO!

Oh man, thank you for resurrecting this gold. I remember good ol' Ace... you know, doing stuff like this?

great you made a rewrite, now i will become constipated .

2005406
Nope, just made it into one chapter.
Unfortantly that also lost me most of my comments. Sigh.

2005424
why did you tell me that now i will get all the more reasons to be constipated.

2005433
Dur what?

2005439
don{t worry i am always constipated,

2005439 you are a god........ just like slinky ......ALL HAIL DICK-WAFFLE THE SLINKY

2005610
Thanks for reminding me. I think I may of lost him...

So much win in this chapter. Made me grab my slinky and play with it as i read. for you good sir.

basted... huh?

you mean bastard, or is this an accent...?

2005662
...shit...

Umm, accent, yea...

I haven't laughed this much in a long time. Like and Favorite for you sir. Keep up the good work!

Did.. you... delete the second through fourth chapters?

2005941
No, just made it all into one chapter. Unfortunately I didn't know the comments would be gone.

2005950 O-kay mister.

2005823 this is fucking madness the same profile pic 0_0

2006076 Madness? THIS IS SPARTA! oh and cheese for you... no... no cheese for you. Well maybe a little.

...I'm your fucking god.

Congratulations that actually made me burst out and laugh out loud, something that hasn't happened to me in 2 weeks I think. Thanks. I feel better now.

2006140
No problem! I'm amazed as it is that people even find this worthy of a chuckle!

2006121 0_0 i declare war on youre cheese spartan kingdom

And also this thing was so random i couldent stop laughing bud,mate,man what ever you prefer

2006195
Squishy

2006202 huh?

2006209
You said whatever I prefer.

2006221 ah ok do you plan on adding more ?

2006230
Does no one check my blogs? Honestly, what is even the point?

2006193Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. So be it.

So I see the 1000-word joke-fics have evolved into 4k+ word joke-fics...

2006321
Joke fic? You offend me. There is more to come yet...

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2006365
Wow. Mine has lasted over a year, and it's second hand cos I stole it from school and someone else gave it to the school!

2006375
Then you should treat everyday like its the slinky's last.

So either you combined all four chapters into one, or I have become insane.

At first, I thought this would be kind of trollfic. Then i saw the sex tag.