rock-hard burger dick

I guess it must be pretty tasty to...
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(⌐■_■)
Eat him out

I CAME

This is the greatest story on fim fiction

I liked it. 2 thumbs up.

Me liked.

I came...

I feel like Regidar now...

... Oh, God, this oughta be good...

Edit: What in the name of Celestia did I just read?

1942050
A clopfic between Burger King and Pinkie Pie.

1942059 No shit, Sherlock. But... why?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HEAD!? WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN!!

the fuck I just read?

1942080
...bored?

1942099
A clopfic featuring Pinkie Pie and Burger King/Nicholas Cage.

1942088
You didn't have to read.

I'm just read the description and my brain jumped out my nose. It then proceded to beat me upside the head with my keyboard.

1942231
Sounds like a fun time.

1942240 I fear for future generations.

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Burger Kink.

1942263
What about the current one? Have you seen the like/dislike ratio.

fimfiction never ceases to confuse and impress me with the sheer amount of depravity it outputs on a daily basis

grats i guess

1942323
What? Are you more of a Jack in The Box guy?

1942358
oh u

1942379
Oh! Was it the sex?

1940391 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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LUL WUT

1942145 but then I wouldn't have enjoyed it.
Still needs a health warning.

I came buckets.

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(Really could use the 'Random' Tag too...)

Fantastic. good job. Burger King party tonight. 7 pm-6 am. Whopper.

What has been read can never be unread...

This was the biggest WTF did i just read moment ive ever had. FIMFICTION never ceases to amaze.

My sides! They hurt! This made my day. Thank you.

Nicolas Cage approves of this story.

This was amazing. Now, I don't get how Pinkie knew it would be Nicolas Cage the whole time, but it was amazing all the same!

11/10
Came.

Wat I wouldn't even show this to my enemies and I showed them suicide mouse

Oh hey, by the way...

I am not kidding. That's a real commercial.

Fucking serious.

Oh, I guess this is your new account?

I will say I'm as confused as fuck over here but uh good story

1949927
You guessed wrong. This is my only account.

What in the F*** just happened?

1949971
Sex.

Nicholas Cage.
It's always Nicholas Cage.

1949992
Duh, he kicks ass.

10/10 would come again.

Me after reading that:
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Me. Fucking. Gusta.

1950058
As well he should.
He's coated in semen.