Poor Twilight. WHY THOUGH WHY MUST YOU END IT RIGHT THEEERRREEE.

Hurry before I go crazy with wonder

Enjoyed it so far. Looking forward to more... I sense a trainwreck of a first date coming... Poor Twi!

I like this Rarity.

Best Rarity portrayal I have read yet.

Very nice portrayal of both Twilight and Rarity

I'm looking foreward to finding out how her date goes

Ebon Mane, I love you.

Oh teh lolz. Great story man, keep up the great work.

that was great!!! Loving it so far keep up the good work

poor Twilight , find her twin and fights her

I lolled. So badly. I really should of saw that twist coming.

Guys, they didn't fight. Twilight and Dazzle just are into BDSM. Very kinky.

This story is hilarious! Keep up the good work!

I'm pretty sure Trixie's going to end up in the mix sometime soon. It has to do with her answer in the first chapter about stage magicians being better than mimes...

This is hilarious, man. Pure comedy gold. I don't know what ridiculous situation you're going to get Twilight into next, but I'll definitely be watching to find out.

Now THIS was a gem of a read. X3 looking forward to future installments!

The waiter probably had the best line in the history of forever.

That's right Twilight, f@#k 'em up, there can only be one!

UPDATE GOD DAMMIT

Poor Twilight; I think Rarity deserves to be alone until she can get over herself.

Halfway through Chapter 1 I knew that Rarity and Twilight would get matched together. eventually  Even still, this remains one of the most refreshingly original and fun fics I've read.  Keep up the great work!

Ha, this may be my favorite chapter yet, even though it feels shorter than the others. I didn't look at the word count so maybe it is. And how is it that you made Twilight cursing sound so... sexy?

Keep up the good work!

Am I the only one here who thinks Twilight looks better than Rarity?

>>46234623 I think so too. Rarity's more glamorous, but Twilight's cuter.

that is boss

from the message I kind of expected this to be a date with Luna, but Scratch is cool too.

Why Lyra!?!? How could you do this to Bon Bon!?! But seriously I'm lovin this story and Lyra freaking out and leaving had me laughing Keep up the good work!

That was simply hilarious Better sleep with one eye open Twi

Lousy Expies/Captain Ersatzs. They never learn. This just keeps getting better and better

>>46234623 No you are not. Twilight's adorkableness knows no bounds!!!

Just when I thought Twilight was gonna have a fun date without anything awkward happening. On a positive note thanks for getting me all hooked on the idea of TwiScratch

Aw, man. I don't know if Twilight is seriously considering it or if she was just saying that, but I hope she doesn't accept. I'm not really into polyamory, but I guess I'd keep reading anyway if she did, since I hate to quit halfway through. I love the "sugar tits" line, though.

lol

Aaannnd a idea, the princesses have magic,sure it was intended for unicorns but hey their the gods around here so...

awwww poor Trixie,so lonely  

Twilight got herself another stalker

The Great and Powerful Trixie, forever alone.

Yay for the new pairing of TwiScratch.   I hope they make Scratch this awesome in season 2.  This story somehow just keeps getting better.  I <3 U-Harmony.  

Poor Trixie.  Bad Twilight!  Don't hurt Trixie; she never meant to hurt you.

Twixie is still my fave pairing, even though it is necessarily a rocky relationship.

I hope Trixie will be back in season 2.

OH. MY. GOD. You sir, are brilliant. Brilliant!

Aww, and I was kind of hoping this one would unexpectedly work out. The date's not supposed to start out with sex, Trixie!

I love Rarity "accidentally" stumbling across Twilight's books hidden under the floorboards.

"Clop!"

For some reason I appreciate a serious part of this: just because two people - ponies - have compatible sexual orientations doesn't mean they will fall for each other. This is often neglected in shipfics and clopfics. Kudos!

The first thing I have actually guessed would happen in this fic.

No, Twilight has no sense of foe-yay, and if I didn't know better I'd think Trixie reads tvtropes.

The reasons for match made me think it was Luna. But Scratch is still so awesome!

I could FEEL the awkwardness....

Oh my god, I laughed so hard.

So, this thing is clearly being run by Celestia in order to troll ponies.  I am so delighted.  

Y'know, I was thinking that the most awkward date would be one with Celestia.

You have proven me wrong.  Well played, sir, well played.  

The tvtropes reference makes it worth it.

Hmm... notice how twilight stuck around in the museum, which means both of them are still in the same building

Moon's taking one from Fluttershy's book it seems.

It's gotta be Trollestia behind this. It just HAS to be.

Trixie is a troper

Somepony's been reading far too many Cracked articles...

For anyone who doesn't know, Dewdrop Dazzle is a (IMO hideous) recolor of the Twilight Sparkle toy. They've recolored every one of the mane 6 and most of them look awful. As for this story, however, every other line had me in stitches. You are a genius, Ebon Mane.

the character list shows luna.

Where is luna?

I demand more luna. (politely, that is)

>>56325632 In the first chapter, they mentioned both of the princesses. That's why Luna and Celestia are there...

UNLESS...

i'm still worried about Twilight's well being.

Moondancer DOES know where she lives now...

i expected this in the doppleganger chapter actually. Twilight's dad is lucky

"i can't tell which end of you is the bigger ass", and you just love it don't you twi?

>>56405640

If it helps, I had all of the characters I was going to use listed as soon as I posted the first chapter....

Must resist, must re...sist.............BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the kind of matching you think would somehow work....

I gotta say I am loving this! I've had my fair share of bad dates met though online dating sites, so it all seems pretty funny to me.

haha, my fav chapter, I wouldn't mind seeing this Moondancer in more fics

I was just waiting for this to happen, but the letter confused me. How was her dad in on it, too???

I just love the foe-yay line

You my good sir are a fucking god!

Awww poor Trixie, Poor, poor Trixie. She's so lonely. Aww that got me. Got me.. right *points at heart* here.

I've been loving these, but this one ended very abruptly. Was that intentional? It feels like a two-parter at the very least.

This fic is great. I loved this scene so much, I tried to recreate it in the custom pony viewer; check it out.

Image: http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8417/ponywithbackgrounds.png

scandal!

While Trixie probably did come on a little strong, I do feel badly for her.

On an semi-related note from previous chapter, I think it'd be cool if Moondancer got some screen time.

As comedic as this is supposed to be, I'm still kind of hoping Twilight finds true love.

Want Moar.

I kinda want to see more of what Scratch's life is like. Please?

I kinda want to see more of what Scratch's life is like. Please?

>>58055805

http://vanillabeanburst.deviantart.com/#/d4aivtl

Most amusing part of this chapter:  Pony version of "what goes into a hot dog" rumors.

Not that the rest of the chapter wasn't amusing, just that was really funny.

I could of seen it would be Trixie from a mile away.

I have 2 suggestions:

1. Longer chapters

2. More story and a closer

Great work so far though. I love the story.

Totally awesome.

So far this has been the only reasonable date. I doubt she'd take Scratch up on her offer, but I'm glad she got to have at least one fun date.

Wow,

Raritys a d*ck >:|

"Clop!"  Best curse word.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind seeing more about Dewdrop Dazzle and her friends.

Somehow I envision these two getting randomly matched a few more times before Rarity finally decides to just go for it.

And then they don't bother using the service anymore.

This chapter is the GREATEST.

I knew Trixie was coming.

Huh... Reading previous comments, where exactly is the character list?

Will the next episode- I mean chapter continue with Trixie, or will it be another Unicorn?

...There will have to be a Pinkie Pie chapter. She may not be a Unicorn, but...she's Pinkie.

I second the longer chapters!

Will the next episode- I mean chapter continue with Trixie, or will it be another Unicorn?

...There will have to be a Pinkie Pie chapter. She may not be a Unicorn, but...she's Pinkie.

And by have to be, I mean it as a suggestion if you want to take it. Don't let the readers control every aspect of your story. I heard that that can be a disaster.

I second the longer chapters!

Great story. Great Twilight depiction. Great Author.

Will the next episode- I mean chapter continue with Trixie, or will it be another Unicorn?

...There will have to be a Pinkie Pie chapter. She may not be a Unicorn, but...she's Pinkie.

And by have to be, I mean it as a suggestion if you want to take it. Don't let the readers control every aspect of your story. I heard that that can be a disaster.

I second the longer chapters!

Hooray, Australia exists in the alternate dimension where ponies reign!

>>62106210 That would be a welcome

Love this story so much, I'm reading it a second time! I can see only one problem:  and basically anything else that nopody would normally choose to eat."

>>62276227 Click on U-Harmony and it should show all the chapters. Down the bottom is the character list.

>>62976297

Thanks. Fixed.

>>59805980 Nope, she's just being honest.

Moondancer and Trixie need to hook up while stalking Twilight

>>47514751

The problem is that she'll find out that the other three ponies are Moondancer, Trixie, and Lyra (who still hasn't told anypony about BonBon, or her about them).  

Personally, I kinda hope that we come back to Scratch here.  They seemed like a really good, if unconventional, match, and a pairing I'd never thought of.  

>>56915691

Well, to paraphrase Scratch....

"When a mare and a stallion love each other very much, then get bored after their foals all grow up and move out, and they find another mare who they like very much, they buy a really big bed, and...."

As other commenters have said; Twilight's Dad is one of the luckiest stallions out there.  

Wow.  I can safely say that I wasn't expecting that