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Ebon Mane

Joined July 2011
552 followers

Stories (13)

  • Tired
    Pinkie Pie reconnects with a few of her old friends.

    7,033 words · 6,131 views · 556 likes · 9 dislikes
  • U-Harmony
    Twilight's curiosity pushes her to go were no bookworm has gone before: On dates.
    17,938 words · 20,278 views · 901 likes · 25 dislikes
  • In The Rain

    4,989 words · 5,116 views · 232 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Crumbling

    1,685 words · 2,300 views · 117 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Merely a Mare
    51,235 words · 7,165 views · 470 likes · 25 dislikes
  • The Cough
    1,044 words · 27,138 views · 607 likes · 38 dislikes
  • The Three Notes
    3,509 words · 4,205 views · 148 likes · 6 dislikes
  • What Rarity Needs
    9,126 words · 5,512 views · 172 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Forbidden Lovers
    3,423 words · 3,003 views · 98 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Creatures of the Night
    1,771 words · 4,258 views · 110 likes · 8 dislikes

Blog Posts (19)

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Twilight's curiosity pushes her to go where no bookworm has gone before: on dates. Dates with lots of unfamiliar (and not so unfamiliar) mares. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

A parody of dating websites in general, named after eHarmony.

First Published
9th Sep 2011
Last Modified
18th Jun 2012

Comments ( 419 )

#1 · Chapter 1 · 137w, 1d ago · · ·

:raritydespair: :rainbowlaugh:

Poor Twilight. WHY THOUGH WHY MUST YOU END IT RIGHT THEEERRREEE.

Hurry before I go crazy with wonder :pinkiecrazy:

#2 · Chapter 1 · 137w, 1d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh:

Enjoyed it so far. Looking forward to more... I sense a trainwreck of a first date coming... Poor Twi!

#3 · Chapter 1 · 137w, 1d ago · · ·

I like this Rarity. :raritywink:

#4 · Chapter 1 · 137w, 1d ago · · ·

:twilightsheepish:

Best Rarity portrayal I have read yet.

#5 · Chapter 1 · 136w, 6d ago · · ·

Very nice portrayal of both Twilight and Rarity :twilightsmile:

I'm looking foreward to finding out how her date goes

#6 · Chapter 3 · 136w, 5d ago · · ·

Ebon Mane, I love you. :heart:

#7 · Chapter 3 · 136w, 5d ago · · ·

Oh teh lolz. Great story man, keep up the great work.

#8 · Chapter 4 · 136w, 4d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: that was great!!! Loving it so far keep up the good work :twilightsmile:

#9 · Chapter 4 · 136w, 4d ago · · ·

:twilightangry2: poor Twilight , find her twin and fights her :trollestia:

#10 · Chapter 4 · 136w, 4d ago · · ·

I lolled. So badly. I really should of saw that twist coming.

#11 · Chapter 4 · 136w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

Guys, they didn't fight. Twilight and Dazzle just are into BDSM. Very kinky.

#12 · Chapter 4 · 136w, 4d ago · · ·

This story is hilarious! Keep up the good work!

#13 · Chapter 4 · 136w, 4d ago · · ·

I'm pretty sure Trixie's going to end up in the mix sometime soon. It has to do with her answer in the first chapter about stage magicians being better than mimes...

#14 · Chapter 4 · 136w, 4d ago · · ·

This is hilarious, man. :rainbowlaugh: Pure comedy gold. I don't know what ridiculous situation you're going to get Twilight into next, but I'll definitely be watching to find out.

#15 · Chapter 4 · 136w, 4d ago · · ·

Now THIS was a gem of a read. X3 looking forward to future installments!

The waiter probably had the best line in the history of forever.

#16 · Chapter 4 · 136w, 4d ago · · ·

That's right Twilight, f@#k 'em up, there can only be one!

#17 · Chapter 5 · 136w, 2d ago · · ·

UPDATE GOD DAMMIT

#18 · Chapter 5 · 136w, 1d ago · · ·

Poor Twilight; I think Rarity deserves to be alone until she can get over herself.

Halfway through Chapter 1 I knew that Rarity and Twilight would get matched together. eventually  Even still, this remains one of the most refreshingly original and fun fics I've read.  Keep up the great work!

:twilightsmile:

#19 · Chapter 5 · 136w, 1d ago · · ·

Ha, this may be my favorite chapter yet, even though it feels shorter than the others. I didn't look at the word count so maybe it is. And how is it that you made Twilight cursing sound so... sexy?

Keep up the good work!

#20 · Chapter 5 · 136w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Am I the only one here who thinks Twilight looks better than Rarity?

#21 · Chapter 5 · 136w, 1d ago · · ·

>>4623 I think so too. Rarity's more glamorous, but Twilight's cuter. :twilightsmile:

#22 · Chapter 6 · 136w, 5h ago · · ·

that is boss:trixieshiftright:

#23 · Chapter 6 · 136w, 1h ago · 1 · ·

from the message I kind of expected this to be a date with Luna, but Scratch is cool too.

#24 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 6d ago · · ·

:pinkiegasp: Why Lyra!?!? How could you do this to Bon Bon!?! :raritycry: But seriously I'm lovin this story and Lyra freaking out and leaving had me laughing :rainbowlaugh: Keep up the good work!

#25 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 6d ago · · ·

That was simply hilarious :rainbowlaugh: Better sleep with one eye open Twi :twilightoops:

#26 · Chapter 4 · 135w, 6d ago · · ·

Lousy Expies/Captain Ersatzs. They never learn. :rainbowlaugh: This just keeps getting better and better :pinkiehappy::heart:

#27 · Chapter 5 · 135w, 6d ago · · ·

>>4623 No you are not.:twilightsmile: Twilight's adorkableness knows no bounds!!! :twilightsmile:

#28 · Chapter 6 · 135w, 6d ago · · ·

Just when I thought Twilight was gonna have a fun date without anything awkward happening.:twilightoops: On a positive note thanks for getting me all hooked on the idea of TwiScratch :heart::pinkiehappy:

#29 · Chapter 6 · 135w, 6d ago · · ·

Aw, man. I don't know if Twilight is seriously considering it or if she was just saying that, but I hope she doesn't accept. I'm not really into polyamory, but I guess I'd keep reading anyway if she did, since I hate to quit halfway through. I love the "sugar tits" line, though. :rainbowlaugh:

#30 · Chapter 6 · 135w, 6d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#31 · Chapter 7 · 135w, 5d ago · · ·

lol :trollestia:

Aaannnd a idea, the princesses have magic,sure it was intended for unicorns but hey their the gods around here so...

#32 · Chapter 8 · 135w, 5d ago · · ·

awwww poor Trixie,so lonely  :fluttercry:

Twilight got herself another stalker :twilightoops:

#33 · Chapter 8 · 135w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

The Great and Powerful Trixie, forever alone.

#34 · Chapter 6 · 135w, 5d ago · · ·

Yay for the new pairing of TwiScratch.   I hope they make Scratch this awesome in season 2.  This story somehow just keeps getting better.  I <3 U-Harmony.  :twilightsmile:

#35 · Chapter 8 · 135w, 5d ago · · ·

Poor Trixie.  Bad Twilight!  Don't hurt Trixie; she never meant to hurt you. :fluttercry:

Twixie is still my fave pairing, even though it is necessarily a rocky relationship.

I hope Trixie will be back in season 2.

#36 · Chapter 7 · 135w, 5d ago · · ·

OH. MY. GOD. You sir, are brilliant. Brilliant!:heart:

#37 · Chapter 8 · 135w, 5d ago · · ·

Aww, and I was kind of hoping this one would unexpectedly work out. The date's not supposed to start out with sex, Trixie! :trixieshiftright:

#38 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

I love Rarity "accidentally" stumbling across Twilight's books hidden under the floorboards.:moustache:

#39 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 4d ago · · ·

"Clop!":rainbowlaugh:

#40 · Chapter 5 · 135w, 4d ago · · ·

For some reason I appreciate a serious part of this: just because two people - ponies - have compatible sexual orientations doesn't mean they will fall for each other. This is often neglected in shipfics and clopfics. Kudos!

#41 · Chapter 7 · 135w, 4d ago · · ·

The first thing I have actually guessed would happen in this fic.:trixieshiftright:

#42 · Chapter 8 · 135w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

No, Twilight has no sense of foe-yay, and if I didn't know better I'd think Trixie reads tvtropes.:coolphoto:

#43 · Chapter 6 · 135w, 4d ago · · ·

The reasons for match made me think it was Luna. :twilightsheepish: But Scratch is still so awesome! :yay:

#44 · Chapter 7 · 135w, 4d ago · · ·

I could FEEL the awkwardness....:twilightoops:

#45 · Chapter 7 · 135w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh my god, I laughed so hard.

So, this thing is clearly being run by Celestia in order to troll ponies.  I am so delighted.  :derpytongue2:

#46 · Chapter 7 · 135w, 2d ago · · ·

Y'know, I was thinking that the most awkward date would be one with Celestia.

You have proven me wrong.  Well played, sir, well played.  :moustache:

#47 · Chapter 8 · 135w, 22h ago · · ·

The tvtropes reference makes it worth it.

#48 · Chapter 8 · 135w, 21h ago · · ·

Hmm... notice how twilight stuck around in the museum, which means both of them are still in the same building :trixieshiftright:

#49 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 20h ago · · ·

Moon's taking one from Fluttershy's book it seems.

#50 · Chapter 4 · 135w, 20h ago · · ·

It's gotta be Trollestia behind this. It just HAS to be.:trollestia:

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