This is the story of two friends who are drastically different, yet the same in... in some way. I don't know. Anyways, this is the story of two stallions as they emerge from their broken pasts (like all OCs) and come to Ponyville, finding wacky adventure, new friends, and... well, stuff. They confuse anyone they meet with their bickering, then amaze them with their cooperation when it comes down to it.
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A collab between my friend RLYoshi and I.
RLYoshi: "Hey, my FIMFiction one-year anniversary is coming up soon."
Mobius: "Hey, mine too. I only joined a couple weeks before you, so..."
RLYoshi: "We should do something to celebrate."
Mobius: "Make a crossover chapter for one of our stories?"
RLYoshi: "Nah..."
Mobius: "Make a whole new story involving our ponysonas?"
RLYoshi: "PERFECT!"
We'll do our best to update it often, yet there are no guarantees, except for the fact that there will be updates within two weeks of each other.
This RLYoshi guy you collabed with sounds like a total idiot.
1837698 I have no clue who he is. He must be a horrible little man.
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He's worse. Sort of like a toad.
1837769 This one?
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1837784
Nah. This one:
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I rightfully demand moar!
1837858
You will get moar when we decide to publish the next chapter.
1837791 Fat? Either way is better than my idea.
How is it that you and RLYoshi managed to perfectly recreate my relationship with my best friend without having met either one of us before?
There is some weird stuff going on. Lol.
1843883
It's my relationship with him, and vice versa.
1843883 It's the same relationship we have, pretty much. Pop Filter is me; shy and quiet around others, unless they're friends, in which case I become more cheerful, albeit sarcastic. Blood Quill is Mobius; outspoken and funny, though not without a caring side. We troll each other, we have fun with each other, and we look out for each other.
1838098
Thanks. At least one chapter got a good response. Time to see what the others will bring.
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Why'd you have to say it better than me?
1847013 Because.
1847022
You said you were leaving about an hour ago
Speaking of, why are you awake?
1847030 OH CRAP I'VE BEEN FOUND.
Partamos!
........ Why does this make me think of the movie "The Room"?
I bet Jack Ass's parents were Dat Ass and Smart Ass.
I think you mean hoof ...or horn if he's a unicorn.
1850693
Stop being as picky as Yoshi
1850753
I am who I am.
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1849404 "Ohai there" is just a thing I say a lot.
1849558 ...I don't care if we never introduce them, these are their canon names now. MOBIUS, YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS.
1854599 Don't forget about Jack Ass' brother, Fat Ass.
1854599 iambrony.jsmart.web.id/mlp/gif/tumblr_m2aixrkCGz1r55rzp.gif?1350704141
1854609 THANK YOU! I forgot about that!
1854609 And his sister, Kiss Ass.
1854637 Plus there was one point where Dumb Ass decided to hook up with who would eventually be known as Hot Ass. They had a kid named Bill. Hes..... special.
1854653 And then their cousin Kick Ass, who became a rockstar and eventually died of drug overdose.
1854684 I figured it was Hemroids.
1854779 No, Kiss Ass and Fat Ass's incestual son, Ass Hat, died of hemorrhoids.
1854796 Wasn't that Punk Ass? Or perhaps I'm thinking of Smart Ass's twin, Wise Ass.
1854819 No, Punk Ass was the DJ who died of liver poisoning.
Wise Ass was the one with the degree in Sociology.
1854840 Oh. Didn't one of them have a kid named Skinny Ass, the anorexic? (Going to hell for that joke)
1854852 That was Wise Ass's adopted son.
1854867 Oh...... Didn't he have a brother named Bad Ass? Went to jail for assault or something?
1854879 Yeah, for beating up Prince Blueblood!
1854887 Wow. What a bad Ass. No seriously. His bad actions have brought shame upon the entire Ass family. In the eyes of Prince Blueblood at least. Everyone else just plays along.
1854905 At least he wasn't Lard Ass…
1854920 Yeah. I mean hes even bigger than Fat Ass!
1854939 Yeah… 600 lbs? Who knew a pony could get so fat?
1854950 Smart Ass might of known. Or so he claims.
1854961 Likely Wise Ass would have.
1854967 ......... Ok I'm done before Mobius gets mad at us for spamming. Plus I'm out of ideas.
1854972 Okay… Recap…
Jack Ass
Dat …
Smart
Wise
Punk
Skinny
Lard
Fat
Hot
Kiss
Bad
Kick
…… Hat
1854989 Today was a good day.
1855006 Indeed.
And have a good night sir.
1855009 And you as well my fine gentleman.
1855013 OH CRAP HERE COMES MOBIUS!!
GOTTAGOBYE!
1855013>>1855017 (looks inside) I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
...eh, whatever.
Also, I found this, so I'mma just leave it here:
Here.
1855074 See ya later… if I live to see tomorrow…
1855013>>1855074>>1854653
Something weird happened while I was gone today... Do I want to know?