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The Elements of Harmony kick back, and enjoy a calm evening on Applejack's patio. Eventually, the conversation ends up on the topic of their... decks.

Inspired by a skit done by Blue Collar TV.

Warning: There is a lot of malapropism used in this fic.

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malapropism

Talking about their Decks

I see what you did there.

you should be more proud then ashamed this is a great, hilarious story 5/5 for you :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Now i just need one question answered; "What in the name of celestia did i just read?????" :twilightoops:

so your all :ajsleepy: but our deck, i can fix dat:rainbowwild:

Any story that comes with a malaprop warning is sure to entertain.

Well, okay.

I laughed.

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First off, dude, you have way much free time to copy and paste this.

Second, what exactly did he "do there"?

I thought it was gonna be about a Yu-gi-oh crossover, not the front yard kind of deck. Also, excuse me, but what kind of skit talks about how big their porch is FOR THE ENTIRE TIME!? Also, what the hay is malapropism?

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Dude, whoa. Ease up on the copy/paste. I'm not going to attempt to count the words, but I have a feeling that you matched my 2017 word count.

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A malapropism is when you use a word that sounds like another word for humorous effects. As for the skit, I provided a link in the description, but if you like here it is...

What... This is... Why am I amused?!?! You put it out there, though. that's something.
My head after reading this: :derpyderp1: (That's the first ponymote I've used since joining)

Malapropisms aside, you have several misspellings in there that bucked me right off of the Apple Family Deck. I also know this as the homage, but it was still in character, insomuch as we had to stretch to fit the continuing entendres. Also :derpytongue2:

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I would appreciate it if you could point out the words you are referring to, so I could fix them. Please. Thanks.

That's strange, I know I favorited and thumbed up this fic but somehow it was neither "thumbed" nor favorited, oh well, fixed.

Also I think I found a better combination of images to express my exact feelings towards this story.

Reaction of finding our main 6 mares talking about their "decks"
mlpchan.net/pony/src/1350970491105.gif

and can't help but favorite and upvote,
images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120919141555/mlp/images/7/74/Applejack_blush_S02E14.gif

Also I know they are picky but have you considered submitting this to EQD?
First of all it is a good story but second can you imagine the reaction many will have to checking EQD and finding this in the updates! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh:
Many jimmies will be rustled. (not sure if pun is intended)

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I actually never really thought about putting this on EQD, but isn't their minimum word count 3000 or something? I don't know. Though, the reactions would be interesting. I'll see what can be done. Perhaps, I could try to add another chapter to this using another word. We'll see.

My sides are in orbit. Damn that was funny!

You know, my first thought when seeing this title was TCG decks. I'm not exactly disappointed but. . .

Truly epic dude!! I was pissing myself :rainbowlaugh:

I wonder how big Cadence's deck is, and does Luna share Celestia's deck? :rainbowwild:

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